GroupMe
Who said "My mom got the job at UAB!"
Mahdura
Which disciple was a tax collector before being called by Jesus?
Matthew
This viral song by Rebecca Black, often cited as one of the "worst songs ever," became an internet sensation.
Friday
What store does Jared frequent and then tell everyone what he found there?
Dicks Outlet
"That's what she said."
Michael Scott
Who said "Y'all pray for our kids. They have a better chance of surviving a bus ride in the winter weather than another full day in this house."
Natalie
In the Parable of the Good Samaritan, who was the first person to pass by the injured man without helping him
The Priest
The royal wedding of Prince William and this commoner captivated audiences worldwide in April 2011
Kate Middleton
In what hour of the day is Jared most productive?
5 AM
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
Dwight Schrute
Who is responsible for responding to Andy as such when he asked for everyone's pizza contribution: "No. You're a doctor. You're fine"
Jordan
What is the shortest book of the Bible?
Obadiah
In May, U.S. Navy SEALs conducted a raid in Pakistan that resulted in the death of this Al-Qaeda leader, wanted for the 9/11 attacks.
Osama bin Laden
What dip is Jared obsessed with regarding an tailgate-esqe party?
Bread bowl dip
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
Andy Bernard
Who said "She needs to abandon the Brazilians. It's a big game for Travis."
Jared
In what book did the term "eye for an eye" first appear?
Exodus
This U.S. region experienced a "Super Outbreak" of over 300 tornadoes in April 2011, causing widespread damage and fatalities.
U.S. Southeast (or Alabama/Mississippi)
Dolphin rape
"I talk a lot of smack about Angela, but at the end of the day, I love her. I love her so much."
Kevin Malone
Kaitlin
This epistle, written by Paul, is known for its emphasis on justification by faith.
Romans
This protest movement, criticizing economic inequality and corporate influence, began in Zuccotti Park in New York City in September 2011 and quickly spread globally
Occupy Wall Street
What number does Jared infamously go for in Catan?
11
"The worst thing about prison was the Dementors."
Michael Scott