Your plan's outcome...
What is yield?
When your supervisor recommends funding for diamond paperweights, and your group says that they will ____ the idea.
What is sunset?
When you really screw up and your boss nicely suggests "we should never do that again?"
What is going forward?
When Phyllis teaches the 20 year old temp how to use the faxing machine.
What is upskill?
What your company insists that calling an area of expertise is this.
What is vertical?
When the task is super easy...
What is no-brainer?
You say this to your coworker Jim, who has been playing Cool Math Games, as your boss walks in.
What is heads up?
When your boss asks you to ask Bob in IT.
What is leverage?
When Darren suggests we circle back to Angela's awful idea in the next meeting.
What is revert?
When your company cuts wages in the name of this.
What is quality?
When it is a vital aspect...
What is key?
What you would do if your manager has been lowkey shady with the temp...
What is drill down?
When your boss fires Ginger and everyone has to do more work.
What is backfill?
When you find Jim and Pam in the break room doing unoffice-related activities, you tell them this.
What is take this offline?
When Nancy presents an idea and you kindly suggest that she should work on it.
What is workshop?
A belief that someone will or should achieve something...
What is expectations?
What does your co-worker Nancy have if she's talking behind your back?
What is issues?
When you propose a new project to your boss and they say this.
What is run this up the flagpole?
When Dwight suggests that business school was this for him.
What is journey?
How accounting separates the teams.
What is matrix?
A change in thinking...
What is Paradigm Shift?
What do you say when your boss walks in at five o'clock and asks you "How many papers have you faxed today?"
What is zero cycles?
When your boss assigns you and Karen a task and expects it at the end of the day.
What is close of play?
When the boss assigns the entire office a new project you and your coworkers collaborate new ideas.
What is thought shower?
When everyone in the office hates being in the office.
What is X theory?