JASON1
This traditional Mexican desert is Jason’s favorite, and is made fresh for every birthday he has had for the past 4 years (by his loving partner)
Tres Leches
Jason has shaken hands with this U.S. president
Barack Obama
Jason’s favorite color is purple, and is the main reason he applied for PhD at this university
New York University
Jason learned how to drive in under 3 months (taught by his loving partner), and he passed his drivers test on the first try.Jason acquired his drivers license at this age, 7 years later than youngest he could have gotten it (in New York)
23
Jason is ambidextrous, but prefers using his left hand, so he might as well be left handed. Left handed individuals have a much higher incidence for developing this physically disruptive sleep disorder, which Jason is also speculated to have
periodic limb movement disorder
Also acceptable: Restless leg syndrome
Jason’s favorite board game, a game with a deep thematic connection to nature and indigenous resistance
Spirit Island
This was listed as Jason’s major interest on his Hinge profile (he mentioned it within 4 separate prompts). Hint: it’s political
Voting
When first coming to Columbia, Jason was a compulsive liar, often telling others he had over 6 brothers and sisters. Jason has actually has this many brothers and sisters.100 Bonus points if you correctly place Jason as the youngest, oldest, etc
The middle child of 2 brothers
Jason studied a semester abroad in Paris France at this highly selective university which is touted for training the next generation of political leaders and international liaisons
Sciences Po
This state is known as the “Gopher state” and was Jason’s favorite state (until he actually visited and realized there was little to no public transportation).
Minnesota
This beautifully introspective novel by Virginia Woolf is a favorite of Jason’s.
Its cerebral narrative is centered around the Ramsay family visits to the Isle of Skye
To the Lighthouse
Jason’s family home is in Los Angeles California, less than a 20 minutes walk from this major University (infamous for its admission scandals)
University Southern California
Jason is a bioinformatician who studies how different genes are regulated and disturbed in disease. Over the past 4 years he has published over 10 papers on this common yet devastating neurodegenerative disorder
Alzhiemer’s Disease
Brian originally saw Jason’s profile on Hinge and swiped left…but Jason swiped right on Brian’s profile, specifically because Brian attended this university, known for their political polling
Quinnipiac University
Jason wears pants throughout the winter, a trait that several psychologists believe is driven by a desire to demonstrate toughness and masculinity. Below this temperature (not factoring in wind chill) Jason would likely get frost bite of his legs
Below 5 degrees Fahrenheit (-15 degrees Celsius
This hulu comedy created by Quinta Brunson is actually filmed at Jason’s elementary school
Abbot Elementary
Jason was paid thousands of dollars by this major telecommunication company to give a speech on the importance of education to a bunch of high schoolers
Verizon
Jason was born under this star sign. Individuals with this earth star sign are characterized by their practical, analytical, detail-oriented, reliable, and (sometimes) overly critical dispositions.
Virgo
In elementary school, Jason’s teacher asked all the students which democrat they would vote to nominate for the upcoming presidential election. The teacher revealed the results to the class: Out of over 30 students, 29 voted for Obama, and 1 (Jason) voted for this well known “progressive” nominee.
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
Jason’s legal middle name is an egregiously misspelled version of this biblical figure, a man who almost murdered his own son because God told him to.
Abraham (Abhaham)
Jason is especially partial towards this water-type penguin Pokemon
Piplup
Jason’s height on his ID (and his old Hinge account) is 5’4”, what is Jason’s actual height?
5’3”
This is Jason’s favorite number, a three digit number where each digit is different number, and a multiple of three
It honestly changes based on when you ask him, but the last time I checked it was 639
Jason has many talents, but singing is not one of them. It is speculated that Jason suffers from this musical learning ability.
Amusia (Tone Deafness)
Jason often finds himself under stimulated by normal conversation, and will often (jokingly) start arguments or pose controversy to make his life more exciting.According to one Danish study, frequent arguing increases your chance of dying by this much
2-3 times