Leaders I know the positions of because I randomly look at the org chart when I'm bored
This former AM and Director betrayed enrollment and is now the Global Director of Learning and Development under Sammy Duffy
Victoria Tankersley
The address of Capella tower, which was also it's name before Capella got the naming rights in 2009
225 South Sixth Street
The Grinch: This Team Jasperson AM hates that Lifetime starts playing their Christmas movies in October and November. They need a series of Thanksgiving movies!
Kyle Edelbrock
Ryan Jasperson hates mozzarella sticks! This Wisconsin fried food favorite uses cheddar cheese instead of mozzarella.
Cheese Curds
In 2020, SEI acquired Torrens University which is headquartered in this major Australian city
Sydney
This former AM and Director betrayed enrollment and is now the Sr. Manager of Enterprise Partnerships Activation under Dan Marsella
Pat O'Rourke
Another tenant of Capella Tower is this company, the country's largest bank
JP Morgan Chase & Co
Any Given [Saturday]: These two Team Jasperson AMs were conference rivals in a Division 3 Collegiate Sport
Dave Molzahn and Chike Ochiagha
Unlike their namesake group, there are 22 of these off the shore of Bayfield and Ashland in northern Wisconsin.
Apostle Islands
When VP of Enrollment Services Amy Horton flies to Minneapolis, she flies out of this west coast airport
Seattle-Tacoma International Airport
This VP of Institutional Effectiveness, under the direct leadership of President Saint Germain, is the former Dean of the School of Social and Behavioral Sciences
Dr. Joshua Stanley
Capella Tower is said to be just one foot shorter than this nearby tower, the tallest in Minneapolis
IDS Center
Robocop: This team Jasperson AM used to catch the bad guys as an ETLAP, or Executive Team Leader - Assets Protection
Alyssa Hastings
On a roll! While Green Bay is known most for their football team (and its annoying fans), it is also known as the world capital for this splinter-free paper product
Toilet Paper
Before his time at SEI, Uncle Karl was the general manager at this world-famous amusement park
Walt Disney World
This Capella leader is our Provost
Dr. Iris Lafferty
At 775 feet tall, Capella Tower is exactly 1,001 feet shorter than this numbered building, the tallest building in the United States
One World Trade Center
Rambo: This minimalist Team Jasperson AM keeps clutter to a minimum so that they can pack up and move in a moment's notice.
Marti Curtis
As far as I know, Ryan Jasperson was not a person of interest in the 2005 murder of Teresa Halbach in Manitowoc County, a case later covered in this popular Netflix true crime documentary
Making a Murderer
Stephen Shank, on of the founders of Capella University, was the CEO of this toy manufacturer
Tonka
Our SEI Executive Chairman, he is technically Uncle Karl's boss
Robert Silberman
At 775 feet tall, Capella tower is nearly 2,000 feet shorter than this skyscraper, the world's tallest building in the city of Dubai
Burj Khalifa
The Godfather: This Team Jasperson AM has a British Godfather
Matthew Stark
Team Edelbrock knows that I abhor the style of this native son of Richland Center, Wisconsin, who later went on to great fame for creations like the Guggenheim Museum in New York City
Frank Lloyd Wright
Not a singing group: Capella University is named after the brightest start in this constellation
Auriga