Blonde Jokes
Jason sported this Billy Ray Cyrus-inspired haircut throughout the 1990s
What is a sweet, sweet mullet?
2 man-o-pausal symptoms Jason has but doesn't want to admit
What are feeling hot and being moody?
In recent years Jason has become a bit of a snob and will turn his nose up at any beer that doesn't fall into this 3-letter category
What is IPA?
The year The Keg was founded
What is 1971?
The site of a new Amica development, also where Jason grew up
What is Burlington, ON
If there was a Masters degree named in Jason's honour
What is a Master of Delegation?
Jason loves a good tan, which is why he's spent the last 19 years living in this town on Georgian Bay
What is Tiny, ON?
Jason required 6 stitches last year after injuring himself in what feat of strength?
What is cutting a bagel?
The city where Jason's favourite restaurant is headquartered
Where is Richmond, BC?
Les Guys, Le Grand Club, Les Glorieux... AKA Jason's hockey club of choice
Who are the Montreal Canadiens?
"It must be my blonde roots"
What is Jason's favourite excuse when he messes up?
In 2019, Jason escaped for a Guinness-fueled vacation in this country
What is Ireland?
The roles Jason has successfully held at Amica
COM/AGM
GM
RDO
The only province in Canada where you won't find a Keg restaurant
Where is Prince Edward Island?
Nerdy Jason has a collection of hundreds of comic books featuring this superhero
Who is Spiderman?
One of Jason's biggest regrets in leaving Amica at this time
Jason considers himself to be at his most athletic when playing the beach version of which sport
When he's not drinking beer, JPo prefers this Kentucky spirit
What is bourbon?
The number of Keg locations across Canada and the US
What is 106?
Two other team members at Amica - current or former - who went to high school with Jason
Who are Sean Taggart and Alison Keppy
Our fashionista friend sported this Monopoly-inspired accessory on his wedding day
What is a top hat?
A Jaguar, skinny jeans, and Blundstones
What is a mid-life crisis?
This NFL team went without a playoff victory for 19 consecutive years is Jason's favourite
Who are the Kansas City Chiefs?
When he's eating at a residence (and not The Keg), this is Jason's go-to lunch order
What is a toasted tuna on whole wheat // 4-egg omelet
Jason is one of very few Canadians to have had this internal organ removed... twice
What is his appendix?