Appropriate or Inappropriate
Telling a joke about a bodily function (passing gas, using the restroom, burping, etc)
Inappropriate
When dad asks me to get up in the morning to take my medicine?
No - What should you do?
What color is Mace Windu's lightsaber?
Purple
Name the first step of pouring a glass of juice
Get out the glass and place it on the counter
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
Telling a joke about why the chicken crossed the road?
Appropriate
When Alle is being loud outside of my room?
NO - what should you do?
Who killed Han Solo?
His son, Kylo Ren
Where should you put your dirty laundry?
A. on the floor in my room
B. on the floor in the bathroom
C. In the dirty laundry basket
D. Under my bed
How did a man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet?
He was bald
Telling a joke in the middle of dinner while everyone is eating?
Inappropriate
When I am told I have to wait for loving?
NO - What should you do?
What is Captain America's shield made out of?
Vibranium
Name the steps to making your bed (start brand new)
1. Clear the bed
2. Put fitted sheet on
3. Put top sheet on
4. tuck the parts of the sheet under the mattress
5. Add your comforter
6. Add your pillows, stuffed animals etc.
Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
Telling a joke in the middle of class while the teacher is teaching
Inappropriate
When Abby leaves for school or when I am missing Abby?
NO - what can you do instead?
What species did Loki discover that he is?
Frost Giants
How many times should you brush your teeth in a day?
What has legs but doesn't walk
A table
Telling a joke an appropriate joke in the car
Appropriate (as long as it's an appropriate joke)
When I am told to stay in my room and be quiet while everyone is sleeping?
NO - what should you do instead?
In which movie do we finally learn how Nick Fury lost his eye?
Captain Marvel
What should you do every day or at least every other day?
Take a bath or a shower
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band