Riddle me Dis
David’s parents have three sons. The first two are Snap and Crackle. Who is the third son?
What is David?
”Just a small town girl, livin’ in a lonely world / She took a midnight train goin’ anywhere”
What is “Don’t Stop Believin’”?
✌️🔪🅰️🦜
What is “To Kill a Mockingbird”?
Opposite of the color yellow.
What is the color purple?
hseeec
What is cheese?
What invention let’s you look through a wall?
What is a window?
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity.
What is “Bohemian Rhapsody“?
👨🏿+🕺🏻+🎤
Who is Michael Jackson?
The opposite of sexy.
What are unsexy, unattractive, and distasteful?
yital
What is Italy?
What walks on four legs in the beginning, two in the middle, and three in the end?
What is a man?
People always told me be careful what you do. Don’t go around breakin’ young girl’s hearts.
What is “Billie Jean”?
👀🫵🏻⏰er🐊
What is “See you later alligator”?
The opposite of gluten-free.
What is “contains gluten”?
nilgyoled
What is yodeling?
What starts with an “e” but only holds one letter?
What is an envelope?
What is “Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley?
(🧊- ice)+(🥫-c) +🔀
What is the Cuban Shuffle?
What is an African American?
crovawemi
What is a microwave?
What is so fragile that saying it’s name breaks it?
What is silence?
And don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more…
What is “Hit the Road Jack” by Ray Charles?
(👶-by)+🧑🎤(s=z)+🅰️
What is bazinga?
The opposite of snow pants.
What is a thong?
Ggpeantl
What is an eggplant?