COOL Dudes
What has a head, a tail but no legs?
A COIN (looney)
I wear a red coat and have a stone in my throat. What am I?
Cherry
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her ELEVENTH Birthday!
I am rarely touched but often held, and if you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?
TONGUE
How many days are there in 4 years?
(365 x 4) + 1 = 1461. Because one of the years is a leap year.
I have eight more lives to spare and covered with hair!
Who am I?
CAT
If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I?
Fishhook
I am your Mother's only Bro-in-law? Who am I?
Father
It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy, you raise it up like it's the best. What is it?
THUMB
The combined age of Jack and John is 49. Jack is twice as old, as John was when Jack was as old as John is now. How old are the brothers?
Jack is 28 and John is 21.
What ship has no captain but two mates?
Courtship
If you hold me too long, you would die. What am I?
BREATH
There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
The Couples
How many 9's are there between 1 and 100?
20
How can you give someone $83 using exactly 7 bills or coins, without using any Looney?
1 fifty dollar bill, 1 twenty dollar bill, 1 five dollar bill
and 2 Tweenies.
What is that anyone neither wants nor to lose?
Lawsuit
I direct from outer space. What am I?
GPS
Two people are born at the same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays. How could this be?
They are born in different time zones.
What is half of two plus two?
Three
How can you add eight 8's to get the number 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
The more you take the more you leave behind
I hold two people but touches only one! What am I?
WEDDING RING
Renga is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does Renga escape?
Renga waits until night time and then goes through the first door.
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door.
You will never reach the door, it will always be half the distance, no matter how small!.