Dude Bro Philosophy
Bro but like, what if we all live in this 2001 sci fi movie with Keanu???
The Matrix
Readers had to wait 13 years between his first novel "Catch-22", & his next, "Something Happened"
Joseph Heller
Rugby but with red light-green light
American Football
A sensitive but minor car accident
Tender Fender Bender
Bernie, School of Rock, Nacho Libre
Jack Black
The heroine's nautical school uniform puts the "sailor" in the title of this manga series
Sailor Moon
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! I KNOW IM REAL!!! CUZ LIKE RENE DESCARTES SAID THIS
Cogito Ergo Sum
Curtis Sittenfeld made Liz' older sister Jane a yoga instructor in "Eligible", a retelling of this classic
Pride and Prejudice
If you hit the one thing and no one catches the thing, you get to touch a white square.
Baseball
A happy 10K for women in habits
Nun Fun Run
Fargo, Barton Fink, Monsters Inc
Steve Buscemi
A hit in Japan for more than 65 years, this "boy" is really a robot
Astro Boy
bruh, imma get the job without having a resume, Im like this Nietzschean Superdude
Ubermensch
The best-laid plans of these 2 authors gave us 1785's "To a Mouse" & the 1937 title inspired by it, "Of Mice and Men"
Robert Burns and John Steinbeck
SWOOOOOOSH
Basketball
Exploring Hellenic mountains for a full 7 days
Greek peak week
The Lion in Winter, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, On Golden Pond
Katherine Hepburn
The manga "Mach Go Go Go" was the inspiration for this 1960s "car"toon series
Speed Rider
*Slovenian slobber*
Zizek
A socialist newspaper sent him to investigate Chicago stockyards; the result was "The Jungle"
Upton Sinclair
A russet harlequin has collapsed
Brown clown down
Chinatown, Batman, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
Jack Nicholson
A wandering assassin has his son in tow in Kazuo Koike's this "and Cub"
Lone Wolf
Trust me dude, I read this dude at the university of Toronto, cleaning my room will get me laid
Jordan Peterson
"The Mufti Who Tried to Close Our School" is a chapter in the memoir "I Am" this person
Malala
Cricket
Getting back your unholy cotton pests
Evil weevil retrieval
Into the Woods, The Deer Hunter, Kramer vs. Kramer
Meryl Streep
Sing the Attack on Titan Theme
yay