This individual purchased the Sacramento Kings in 2013
Who is Vivek Ranadive?
Jeff's drink of choice on his Fall 2022 South Africa Trip
What is a virgin pina colada?
The friend that tried his best to stop Jeff from smoking weed for the first time
Who is Justin?
What is 'Break my soul' by beyonce
Jeff's main college debate partner
Who is Brian Litchfield
This player would shoot like steph but is also big like klay
Who is Buddy Hield?
The item that Adam and Justin put this in Jeff’s bed back in sophomore year. He still isn’t over it
What is a bale of hay?
The snitch that reported Jeff to the Dean of Students because he smoked weed
Who is Jake Girard?
Jeff's favorite book from high school that he described as "Being about a samurai who was in love with a leper...or maybe the leper was a samurai"
The Samurai's Garden
Jeff's first
This was Jeff's age the last time the Kings made the playoffs
What is 12 years old?
Jeff convinced Princeton housing to install these in his dorm room during his senior year
What are ‘Blackout Curtains’
The city in which Jeff studied abroad
What is Beijing?
Woodwind instrument that Jeff played for his grandma
What is a saxophone?
A chinese system of labor licensing that was the source of an early Jeff case
What is Hukuo
This was the coach of the Kings from 1998 to 2006
Who is Rick Adelman?
He made this aesthetic change to look more like Paul Giamatti
What is 'shaving his head'?
The number of weeks before the deadline that Jeff had between starting and finishing his Princeton thesis
What is 3 or 4 weeks?
The cuisine that Jeff claims is good enough to justify colonialism
what is Vietnamese food?
This woman was Jeff's debate crush
This was Jeff's age the last time the Kings were in the playoffs
What is 12 years old?
The member of Jeff's roommate crew who was reported for sexual harassment
Who is Jeff?
Jeff's middle name
What is Harris?
what is Neutrogena Clean and Clear Face Wash?
The debate team's favorite son of a COVID public intellectual
Who is Joe Atlas