"I was a good kid"
In 2nd grade, Jeffrey thought the shadow of this household item was someone that had broken into his house at night
TV antenna
Jeffrey is "allergic" to these foods (2)
Avocados & Melons
Jeffrey majored in this at UT Austin (specific answer)
Actuarial Science
Jeffrey married his wife on this day
6/6/2020
This is Jeffrey's favorite vacation destination of all-time
Japan
In 2nd grade, Jeffrey peed on a classmate's what?
Jeffrey recommends this handroll restaurant to everyone who goes to DFW
Hatsuyuki
Jeffrey claims that he has this ailment (he does not)
Adult onset dyslexia
Jeffrey's wife has gotten him to wear this daily whenever he goes outside
Sunscreen
Jeffrey gets significantly better at this activity when tipsy
Mario Cart/Super Smash
In 6th grade, Michael and Jeffrey stole this Pokemon card from an unsuspecting victim
Charizard
Jeffrey's favorite Dolce Neve gelato flavor (that no one believes exist) is this
Sake
Jeffrey wanted to use this extreme illustration when teaching a youth lesson about being dead in sin
Jeffrey rewrote the lyrics to this song and recorded it as a wedding present for his wife
You & Me - James TW
This popular, well-loved board game is one that Jeffrey despises
Settlers of Catan
In 3rd grade, angry Jeffrey did this after failing to get his Bible back from the mean kids who took it
Punched and broke a window
Jeffrey wants to learn this dish from his mom, but she refuses to teach him
Zongzi (sticky rice)
Jeffrey praises Japan for their ingenuity, commonly saying this phrase
"It's like they looked at it and thought 'does this make sense', and it does"
Explain this picture and how it correlates to Jeffrey's wife
He knew the table was 5 ft. because his wife is 5 ft.
On Thursdays, Jeffrey looks forward to reading this
One Piece
Jeffrey got the scar on his brow from doing this
Jumping onto the bed when about to be caught by his mother
Original or tart fruit cheesecake, Dark chocolate ice cream, Fudgy brownie
Jeffrey has several common "rants". Name three of them.
Korea House, 2 tickets on Thanksgiving, Data into View, PTO to stay in Austin, Tipping on takout
Name the five places that Jeffrey and his wife have traveled to together alone (At least one night stay, DFW doesn't count)
Italy, Japan, Las Vegas, Atlanta, Fredericksburg
Name all 6 companies Jeffrey has been employed by
Q2, Take 2, Booz Allen, SafeAuto, Kestra, Spectrum