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100

Zohreh, Jeffrey’s tailor, is also the tailor for this New York sports team, who are currently playing in the World Series

Who are the Yankees?

100

Upon tasting most foods, Jeffrey's first comment is usually that there is too much of this

What is salt?

100

Better known as “Jeffrey’s upstairs neighbor”, this rocker is still “Livin' on a prayer”

Who is Jon Bon Jovi?

100

Jeffrey visited the south of this country on a teen tour when he was in high school. Bonjour!

Where is France?

200

This brand’s two most prominent spokespeople are Jeffrey and some guy named Novak Djokovic

What is Lacoste?

200

This ingredient, considered by jeffrey to be essential in any good chicken soup, is also embroiled in an election financing scandal involving New York mayor Eric Adams

What is Turkey?

200

This movie, a recent favorite of Jeffrey’s, stars Glen Powell, and teaches some questionable lessons about the morality of murder

What is Hitman?

200

This city, capital of the happiest country on earth, was Jeffrey’s most requested trip until the Melameds finally went in December 2023

Where is Copenhagen?

300

This mountainous region straddles Chile and Argentina and also makes Jeffrey’s infamous quarter zip

Where is Patagonia?

300

This city is home to Jeffrey’s favorite pizza place and a university with the motto Lux et veritas

Where is New Haven?

300

This singer, the artist behind a song you may hear Jeffrey singing in the shower, is also known for her starring role, both acting and singing, in “The Bodyguard”

Who is Whitney Houston?

300

At this ski resort, home of the largest vertical drop in New England, Jeffrey, Jakob, and their friends were trapped by a historic snowstorm and forced to stay another day. 

Where is Killington?

400

While boating on a lake in Bavaria at the age of 8, Jeffrey’s eyes popped out at the sight of these, notably missing this category

What are naked women?

400

This Greek staple, Jeffrey’s one request for the menu this evening, would not be eaten by either the Moseleys or Maddy, though for different reasons

What is tzatziki?

400

Jeffrey requires intense this before doing the dishes, which most people only do before exercise to prevent injury or muscle soreness

What is stretching?

400

30 years ago at Camp Robin Hood, Jeffrey did not do this one single time all summer, a daily activity for most people

What is showering?

500

This item of clothing, also associated with formal events and dapper gentlemen, is Jeffrey’s dream purchase from avant-garde designer Rick Owens

What is a vest?

500

This French soup is, contrary to popular belief, not traditionally made with shellfish. It is also Jeffrey’s favorite meal that Max has ever made (only once!)

What is bouillabaisse?

500

Known for interviewing characters as diverse as former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, NBA coach Steve Kerr, and MIT professor Noam Chomsky, this “journalist” is probably Jeffrey’s most quoted

Who is Ali G (also acceptable: Sacha Baron Cohen)?

500

This country, home to viral hippo sensation Moo Deng, was also the site of a storied trip taken by Jeffrey and Jakob in the early 90s

Where is Thailand?