Ashville Road Lore
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Minister Facts
100

Ashville Road is next door neighbors with this church of christ.

Latter Day Saints

100

Which article of clothing was spun by a famous church in Hamilton?

Socks

100

What happened to the original burger barn?

It burned down

100

How did Ryan stop a girl from kissing him?

Farted on her

100

This is Ryan's greatest fear

Germs

200

This elder is famous for going down with the ship.

Will Brooks

200

What single item was sold by one of Hamilton's most legendary members?

Rope

200

What does the federal government use the Jena jail for?

ICE Detention facility

200

What tragedy befell Ryan's friend from college

He was hit by a train

200

This is Luke's favorite TV show

The Amazing Digital Circus

300

Which Crimson Tide Basketball Coach occasionally visits Ashville Road?

Wimp Sanderson

300

What is Patsy's favorites dogs name?

Bama Bear

300

How long has John been the preacher at Jena?

18 years

300

What celebrity impersonator did Ryan fight while trying to give him money?

Elvis

300

This person was Max's youth minister.

His step dad

400

This person that visits Ashville Road lost his leg on top of his car.

One-legged Shane

400

What gross, unfortunate incident did our inter Andrew Jenkins preach about?

Massive constipation

400

What NFL player came to VBS at Jena?

Jaray Jenkins

400

Why did Ryan's uncle become a local celebrity?

Kicking street cats

400

Eli's Tuesday tradition with Wes in college was called this.

Bach with the Boys

500

What famous musician did Bob have a chili dinner with?

Slash

500

What famous suspected murderer was baptized at Hamilton?

John Mark Karr

500

Name the 2 VBS coverts.

Titus & Eli

500

Who drew a gun on Ryan at his secretary's house?

Her 85 year old boyfriend

500

This was Eli's first experience with Ryan.

Ryan singing karaoke as Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy