It's All Relative
This person cannot resist a body of water; they once dove into a lake before a 7 hour car ride, because the water "calls them".
Who is Ellen Davis?
The NCAA 2024 National Football Champions.
Who are the Ohio State Buckeyes?
This couple enjoys discount shopping, especially in the bargain bins.
Who are Emily and James?
I scored seven goals in a soccer game while my cousins watched.
Who is Luke Jensen?
This homie totally dropped his GF, then rizzed up her bestie.
Who is Wyatt Jensen?
This person wanted to be a communist when they grow up.
Who is Gideon Evans? (He meant to say comedian)
This person was practically born with a ball in his hands and loves playing games, but hates learning new games.
Who is Ivan?
The wife of this couple tried not to look annoyed every time the kids would clink their glasses to get them to kiss at their wedding breakfast.
Who is Dayna and Denmark?
This person has a mind for languages, sometimes they even journal in their written language known only to them.
Who is Jacob Davis?
The person who plans on living in Norway with their dogs someday.
Who is Charlotte Evans?
This person's favorite book is The Janitors.
Who is Ivan?
The standard pose for this family when taking pictures is to make the sign of a U.
Who is the Davis Family?
This person proposed to their spouse in a cemetary
Who is Carl Rupp
This person has a tongue as long as Grandpa Glover and can touch their own nose with it?
Who is Gideon Evans?
This person has peed in their own ear.
Who is Joseph Haacke?
This person often dresses up like a pirate princess (tiara included) on a normal day of high school.
Who is Bethany Evans?
Completed their first marathon at the age of 13.
Who is Leslee Peterson?
This person upgraded from their spouse's brother to their spouse.
Who is Jennie?
This person is a master of making eggs, fantastic at doing chores and defending their siblings, and will binge-watch a series at lightning speed.
Who is Dan?
In a heartfelt act of solidarity, this person shaved their head when a classmate was diagnosed with cancer.
Who is Carson?
This person punched their sibling's braces inside their lip.
Who is Isaac Jensen? (It was an accident, I deserved it)
Think person could retire Forrest Gump.
Who is Trevor Peterson?
This person likes to belt out operatic high notes and happily dances in their chair when they are eating their favorite foods.
Who is Kenna Jensen
This cousin currently holds the record for the largest fish caught between the cousins.
Who is Josh "Shark Slayer" Burgess?
This curious kid once put a popcorn seed in their ear and needed medical help to get it out.
Who is Connor Rupp?