Dad jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side
This god was once the peak of hand to hand combat but in recent years has taken a step back to enjoy other fight for him
Tyson
The smallest district in all of Contra Salva
Bacchus
What do you call a cow with no legs ?
Ground Beef
This god has majority say in the major rulings of Contra Salva
Ignis
What do you call a fly without wings ?
A walk
This god was thought to never be present inside their own temple but a simple ritual allows them to ɐddǝɐɹ
Goshia
Which district has the most SHOPPING
Caelus
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette.
There are only 2 theaters in all of Contra Salva in which district are both held
Apollo
Where did the rainbow go after getting arrested ?
Prism
This god looks scary at first but is actually one of the more tame and kind among the pantheon
Quraris
Out of the districts you've been in thus far which has the most residential zoning
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying ?
You Rocket
How many underground areas of the city are there in total
4
What kind of underwear do lawyers wear ?
Briefs
This god would have rather you enjoyed their power rather than praise them but their time was cut short
Ynotl
This district has the main university of the city
Apollo
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather ?
A shoe
These two gods have a friendly rivalry with one of them taking it a little more seriously
Ignis and Emose
How do you make a tissue dance ?
Put a lil boogie in it
This god was sent off to bring their pantheon an elder god, and upon failing to find one he used his powers to create the image of one.
Ymedis
This district is responsible for almost all of the city's food both producing and storing of
Diana
Why shouldn't you play poker in the jungle ?
There's too many cheetahs
This god was thought to no longer have been in Contra Salva after an argument between him and Ignis causing them to "leave" but somehow still close to Contra Salva
Xyhros