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La Famiglia
100

A choleysystectomy is a procedure that removes this unnecessary organ from the body. 

For double points: This procedure, in the modern world, is performed laparoscopically. This is the meaning of laparoscopic. 


What is the gallbladder?

100

In the olden days, Greek physicians believed that the vitality of the body was determined by the amount and quality of four liquids, or humors. Depending on the nurse you ask (Emily), the theory of humors still has its place in modern medicine. 

These humors are blood, yellow bile, black bile, and ______. 

What is phlegm?


100

In this Halloween sketch, Leslis Jones is crazy for _________. 

Who is David Pumpkins?


100

St. Peter, who some say was the first pope, was martyred by the Romans. 

This is the manner in which he was killed. 


What is crucified upside down?


100

Little James loves his plush cow, and milk!

This is the name of the fictional cow created by Borden in 1936 to "symbolize the perfect dairy product". 


Who is Elsie the cow?


100

What is the biggest animal you think you could fight and win?

No weapons allowed!


If you give an honest answer, you win! 

Double points if you gave Emily's answer of a sheep. 


200

Herpes zoster is the fancy medical name for this highly contagious disease. 


What is chickenpox?


200

This one's for the ladies!

The ingredients in a classic cosmopolitan are vodka, Cointreau, lime, and _______.


Double points if you remember which 2000s TV fashionista made the cosmo her signature drink!

What is cranberry juice?


200

In the super showcase, the grand prize is a lifetime supply of frozen food from this fictional brand.

Double points if you can give us the slogan!


200

This hilarious 80s TV family does not believe in the authority of the Pope, or dancing!

Young Sheldon was raised in this Christian denomination. 

Double points if you can state the religion created by Sheldon in season one, in which the only sin is being stupid.


What is Baptist?

200

Baby James gets his daily workout in by pulling mom and dad's hair!

Walter White, unfortunately, is bald. This is the name of his real-life actor who also does not have any hair. 


Who is Bryan Cranston?


200

You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life. 

Where are you choosing?


If you given an honest answer, you get the points!

Double points if you gave Emily's answer of Cracker Barrel!


300

This That 70's Show character is a nurse at Point Place Genreal Hospital.

 

Who is Kitty Foreman?


300

In 2000s comedy, The Middle, the Heck family is composed of Mike, Frankie, Sue, Axl, and their youngest, __________. 

Double points if you remember his nervous tick!


Who is Brick?


300

Everybody's got one!

This Weekend Update character (played by Bobby Moynihan below) is known for his offensive political takes and belligerent behavior.


Who is drunk uncle?


300

These are the names of 6 of the 12 apostles. 

For the purpose of this question, Paul is not included because of his attitude towards the ladies. 

Double points if you can name all 12!


Who are Philip, Andrew, James, Simon, Thomas, Matthew, Bartholomew, Judas, John, James, Judas, and Judas?

Enjoy getting 50% to heaven!

300

Jimmy loves to read his children's Bible, and enjoys it more when dad chants the readings!

Name 10 books of the Bible, sinner. 

Double points if you can name 15!


You get bonus points if you said Emily's favorite book, Exodus!


300

Do you remember your first CD (or record for the old folks)? If you do, share with the group!


If you gave the honest answer, you get the points!


400

This is the meaning of the CPR acronym.


What is cardiopulmonary resuscitation? 


400

On our family vacation to New Orleans, dad and I witnessed a man pee straight into the Mississippi river. 

The states affected by this urine would be Minnesota, Louisiana, Iowa, Illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi, and _________. 


What is Wisconsin?


400

In one of the best sketches of 2017, Dwayne Johnson's character claims to have designed the most evil invention at the villain expo. 

This is the function/name of the invention. 


What is the child molester robot?


400

In King of the Hill, the Hill family explores many religions, including Buddhism when Bobby is believed to be the Dalai Lama and Evangelicalism when another family sits in their pew at church. 

The Hill family, however, formally ascribes to this religion. 


What is Methodism?


400

James, when not reading the Bible, greatly enjoys his Veggietales storybook.

Everyone knows Larry and Bob, but this is the name of the Spanish gourd (below) who grew up in New Jersey. 


Who is Mr. Lunt?


400

If you had to swap your wife or husband for a new TV wife or husband, who would you marry and why?

Not that anyone would do this, of course! 


If you gave an honest answer, and didn't offend your spouse, you get the points!

Double points if you gave Emily's answer!

500

In a classic Seinfeld episode, Elaine employs the help of Kramer to steal her medical records back from her physician. 

As part of the elaborate ruse, Kramer takes on a fake name as Dr. ______. 

Double paints if you remember where he says he works!


Who is Dr. Van Nostrand?


500

Emily's famous sandwich is the Cuban.


The Cuban includes white bread, ham, roast pork, swiss cheese, mustard, and ___________. 

What are pickles?


500

The Beavis and Butthead sketch is one of the funniest of the decade. However, it was preceded by a similar, Emily-favorite skit in 2019. 

This was the character lookalike in the initial sketch.


Who is Bart Simpson?


500

In recent religious news, Louisiana announced that classrooms will display The Ten Commandments for their students. 

Name 4 of the 10 Commandments. 



500

James really enjoys his puppy rattle (below).

This is the name of Hank Hill's purebred Georgia bloodhound, known for being racist. 

Double points if you remember the name of the Souphanousinphone's dog!


Who is Ladybird Hill?

500

Which TV show has the best theme song?

Please do sing it for the group, and if another player guesses it, you both get the points!


If you sang it, you and the guesser get full points!

Double points for both of you if you sang Emily's favorite, the theme from Greatest American Hero!

600

This is the animal name that the term 'muscle' derives from.

Double points if you can share why!


What is 'mouse'?


600

This one may belong in the SNL category!

This musical guest was blacklisted after ripping up a picture of the Pope during her musical performance. 

Double points if you remember which Pope it was!

Who is Pope John Paul II?

600

Jimmy enjoyed a delicious and hearty meal of chicken and carrots tonight!

There are two foods not to be given to babies under the age of one, name one of them to get full points.

Double points if you can remember them both!


What are honey and cow's milk?


600

What clothing item from the past would you bring back, given the choice?


If you gave an honest answer, you get the points!

Double points if you gave Emily's answer of the bonnet!


700

If you could live with 3 TV or movie characters, a-la the Golden Girls, eating cheesecake and bedding old dudes for the remainder of your elderly life, who would you choose?

You cannot choose any of the Golden Girls!


if you gave an honest answer, without any of the Golden Girls included, you get the points!