In LFS
Because you went above and beyond in APO you received LFS at the end of the semester
-Leadership Friendship and Service
This body part is below the shoulder
-elbow
Kickflip with this Tony Hawk-esk toy
-Tech deck
4 Major players of the Renaissance face against their pizza loving, martial arts training amphibious reptile counterparts
-Artists vs TMNT
Known as the father of psychoanalysis, this psychologist was trying to convince everyone that their mommy/daddy issues arise because they love their other parent a little to much
-Sigmund Freud
When you want to put your Peruvian wooly mammal up for adoption you may say
- Llama For Sale
I would have cried if I didn't get this during apple fest -cider
-cider
Let it rip! with this spinning toy inspired by a tv show
-beyblade
The King of Pop faces against the King of Rock in this epic rap battle of musical history
-Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
Feeling depressed? No worries, just have an ice pick shoved into your head to break off a chunk of your brain in this procedure
-lobotomy
Encouragements to escape downwards
- Let's Flee South!
When someone is more than angered they are this
-enraged
Cut off your circulation with this fun shaped elastic accessory
- Silly bandz
Two freedom fighting pacifists throw away their pledges of non-violence to battle, one renowned for his anti-colonial movement in India, the other for his civil rights movement in America
-Mahatma Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
Dogs beware! This psychologist would trick dogs into thinking it was time to eat using a bell to come up with the learning strategy of classical conditioning
-Ivan Pavlov
If you want to make salmon for dinner but want to shop in the neighborhood, you visit your LFS
-Local Fish Store
If in 2012 you wanted to see the movie the Iceman, you would see it here
-cinema
You may still find people playing with this juggling toy
-Diabolo
These evolution loving collectors go head to head in a battle for survival of the fittest, both landing super effective! hits
- Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
The process where humans use mental short cuts to arrive at decisions
-heuristic
Arthurian knight of the round table liberates the nation north of Hadrians Wall
- Lancelot Frees Scotland
In calculus you may use this to find the area of a triangle
-integral
This balancing legume came in countless varieties that you could battle with
- Mighty Beanz
Fantasy worlds collide as G Ronald Reuel and J Raymond Richard, authors of two of the most popular book series throw hands
-J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin
This theory consists of 5 categories of human needs which motivate and dictate an individual's behavior
-Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs