Pilot Paul
The Year 1963
Nostalgia
Paul-isms
Paul-Pourri
100

The Cessna 560 can reach up to this speed

427 knots

100

On November 22, this US president was assassinated.

JFK

100

This leg-removing procedure is what Paul told Tony the doctors had done after falling off the roof

Amputation

100

This is an acronym for a certain type of machine that specializes in cruising through many decks quickly

ASD

100

This offensive gesture caused Paul to be edited out of his high school track & field team photo.

Flipping the bird.

200

If its not this, I'm not going.

Boeing

200
Zip codes of this many digits were introduced by the US Postal Service.

Five

200

If you were a child, it would be reasonable if you were frightened by your uncle wearing a mask of this character.

Darth Vader

200

At the emergence of the tiniest bit of rain or clouds, you can hear the theme song from this TV show coming from the fishing boat.

Gilligan's Island

200
Jeni recounts this as the first song she knew the words to, memorized from listening to it in the car on rides with her father.

You Give Love a Bad Name

300

Boston Logan, Detroit Metro, and Chicago O'Hare all have this in common.

Dad has landed there.
300

The first successful human to human transplant of this organ occurred.

Lung

300

If you need help reconstructing a broken household item, you can call Paul as he has demonstrated proficiency in gluing back together this.

Pink lamp

300

Guaranteed phrase to hear if no fish are biting.

They're in here

300

Not known to many, Paul has a history of being quite the car man, completely refurbishing this junker to its regal beauty.

'69 Chavelle

400

This aviation company is about to send Paul for training to become a pilot for their fleet!

SkyWest

400

$12,650 was the purchase price for a new this.

House

400

Walking into this resort was the highlight of Katie's experience on Paul's Retirement Extravaganza!

Polynesian

400

Going around a sharp turn or breaking suddenly, you might hear this.

Throw out the anchor Mavis!

400

Jeni has caused significant damage to at least this many of Dad's cars.

Three

500

The Cessna 560 averages a climb of this rate.

2000 ft per minute

500

Although not nearly as good looking as our birthday boy, this famous actor was born in the same year.

Brad Pitt.

500
This is the location of the undisputed best pizza in Ann Arbor.

Neo Papalis

500

If you were cranky and didn't want to do something good for you, such as eat your carrots, it might cause this to happen to you.

Put hair on your chest

500

This Bowling for Soup album, featuring hit song 1985, was worn into smitherens by the number of plays it received. 

A Hangover You Don't Deserve