The Cessna 560 can reach up to this speed
427 knots
On November 22, this US president was assassinated.
JFK
This leg-removing procedure is what Paul told Tony the doctors had done after falling off the roof
Amputation
This is an acronym for a certain type of machine that specializes in cruising through many decks quickly
ASD
This offensive gesture caused Paul to be edited out of his high school track & field team photo.
Flipping the bird.
If its not this, I'm not going.
Boeing
Five
If you were a child, it would be reasonable if you were frightened by your uncle wearing a mask of this character.
Darth Vader
At the emergence of the tiniest bit of rain or clouds, you can hear the theme song from this TV show coming from the fishing boat.
Gilligan's Island
You Give Love a Bad Name
Boston Logan, Detroit Metro, and Chicago O'Hare all have this in common.
The first successful human to human transplant of this organ occurred.
Lung
If you need help reconstructing a broken household item, you can call Paul as he has demonstrated proficiency in gluing back together this.
Pink lamp
Guaranteed phrase to hear if no fish are biting.
They're in here
Not known to many, Paul has a history of being quite the car man, completely refurbishing this junker to its regal beauty.
'69 Chavelle
This aviation company is about to send Paul for training to become a pilot for their fleet!
SkyWest
$12,650 was the purchase price for a new this.
House
Walking into this resort was the highlight of Katie's experience on Paul's Retirement Extravaganza!
Polynesian
Going around a sharp turn or breaking suddenly, you might hear this.
Throw out the anchor Mavis!
Jeni has caused significant damage to at least this many of Dad's cars.
Three
The Cessna 560 averages a climb of this rate.
2000 ft per minute
Although not nearly as good looking as our birthday boy, this famous actor was born in the same year.
Brad Pitt.
Neo Papalis
If you were cranky and didn't want to do something good for you, such as eat your carrots, it might cause this to happen to you.
Put hair on your chest
This Bowling for Soup album, featuring hit song 1985, was worn into smitherens by the number of plays it received.
A Hangover You Don't Deserve