In the most biased decision ever, Jack lost the "Most Likely to Quote The Office" superlative to this Carmel student
Who is Michael Scott?
Jet Set Radio is one of my favorite games of all time, but the PC port that I play is not the original release, as it initially released on this Sega console in 2000
What is the Dreamcast?
This character is the strongest character in Melee canonically and occupies the center of the character select screen
Who is Kirby?
Call it bad timing - this was my real top Spotify artist of 2022
Who is "Kanye West"?
For years, this shed member appeared on my dating app profiles in a picture of us sharing a tender embrace
After an interesting haircut, many compared this student to the pokemon Pidgeotto
Who is Nick Gavin?
When asked about my League skill level, I once responded (with full sincerity) that I was "basically (this rank)" - I was not that skilled
What is "Gold II"?
This character made their first video game appearance in Melee itself, with their main series introduction on the Gameboy Advance not releasing until 2002
Who is Roy?
This album has been my desktop background since 2018, and features my all-time favorite song "Garden Shed"
What is "Flower Boy"?
With this currency, someone could perform various actions like "Turn the lights off" or "Change a Graffiti"
What are Jucks?
This infrequent Carmel student also went by the iFunny alias "Mecklenburg"
Who is Juergen?
Many Carmel students passed class time by playing against friends in this browser-based Risk ripoff
What is Warlight/Warzone?
Before playing Ganondorf, I jokingly talked about becoming a Dr. Mario main with this tag
Who is "Vitamin Z"?
My first concert was in 2018, where I accompanied my girlfriend at the time to see this artist - Since then, his music has become incredibly pandering and bad, including songs like "High Hopes"
Who is Panic! at the Disco?
The Melee target test stage corresponds to this character
Who is Ganondorf?
My first speedrun race took place over a 47-minute phone call, as myself and this Carmel student & future shed member roommate did our first and only attempts at Starfox: Assault any%
Who is Ethan?
Before eventually being able to claim "NewGuy" as my League of Legends username, I used this 3-letter tag
What is "ZoZ"?
My biggest melee Joker moment was when Jisoo defeated me 6-0 in Grand Finals of Smash Shed 6 with this character
Who is "Falco"?
Surprise Math Rock! (This song is not math rock)
"Saber Wing" by TAG (from Dance Dance Revolution X)
What is "6/8 -> 5/8" (or equivalent)?
This Carmel teacher's father has a net worth of $5.3 billion
Who is Mr. Zell?
This Javi crony would often try to play Melee with us when available and even ended up trying to play Ganondorf - He was not known for his singing
Who is Marlon?
Before quitting Terraria forever, I would frequently try to join our friend group's worlds with a hacked/over-powered character with this name
Who is "Fireball Jones"?
At Smash Shed 8 (Hot & Spicy Edition), this Marth/Peach dual main finished 7th out of 7 players, losing to New Guy and Jam Goyner
Who is Shawn "Chawn" Coffell?
"Nachos... STEAMY" was part of our vocabulary at one point - These words come from the beginning of a Primus music video for this song
What is "Jerry Was A Racecar Driver"?
Complete the tweet: "When my time is up, and my soul passes beyond this mortal plane, I hope to look up and see - that I have won _________." - @jackienewguy
What is "the Minigame Star"?