Fun ways to murder
The best everyday item to slit someone's throat with.
What are scissors?
When your package arrives.
When is never?
Daily Double!
This is the location where DELTARUNE chapter 3 takes place.
Where is Kris's house?
This is your daily dose of a lot of kid's favorite game, geometry dash.
What is Vit 12?
The USSR is the acronym for this.
What is the United Soviet Socialist Republics?
This is the current best place to hide any of your dead bodies. Hint: it's a river in north America.
Where is the Mississippi river?
Amazon haven't started your order for this reason, sure to get Jeff Bezos more money.
Why do the shipping companies lie to you?
DELTARUNE chapter 3 starts in this location.
Where is the boardwalk?
Daily Double!
10,000,000. Hint: there is no hint.
Where is 10,000,000?
This was second and most recognized leader of the USSR, ruling from 1924-1953.
Who is Joseph Stalin?
Murder by numbers is the last song on this band's synchronicity album.
Who are the police?
When apparently your package actually arrives.
What is you got the wrong package?
The secret word on the DELTARUNE website is this mispronunciation of a different word.
What is bepis?
Nexis has two videos that are both titled with this extreme demon name, despite neither of them being the actual level.
What is sigma?
This was a soviet medium tank, made from through 1940-1946, and is still a well-recognized tank from WWII.
What was the T-34?
Daily Double!
Worst thing to murder someone with, if for some reason you actually thought about doing it.
What are bandages?
When you get your package correctly (finally).
What is you don't need it anymore
The popular video game Deltarune's chapters 3 & 4 comes out on this day.
When is June 5th?
Dual portal, mirror portal, and 4x speed portal all hunt this geometry dash youtuber.
Who is Mulpan?
This year was the collapse of the USSR, dissolving it into 15 (more or less) different countries.
The most important thing to remember as a murderer.
What are no witnesses?
MY PACKAGE ARRIVED!
What is no it didn't?
This number is W.D. Gaster's attack stat.
What is 666?
A saying/phrase popular by geometry dash fans, starting with, "Yeah, can I get the!"
What is dat doo doo doo dat doo doo?
This was the year that the Russian revolution happened, turning the empire of Russia into the USSR.
When was (December 30th) 1922?