Paddy grew this pie filling in the garden once
What is Rhubarb
Mum used to store this on the top shelf and paddy sneakily ate it every year.
What is Easter eggs.
What was stashed under joe's mattress when he left home?
What is Penthouse magazine
What indian order paddy should get, because it's the only one he eats.
What is Chicken tikka masala.
Scarlett pal is not one of paddys nicknames but it's close! Say the correct nickname.
What is red fellow
paddys least favourite asian cuisine
What is bloody Chinese, no need for all that oil
Paddy convinced his kids that he lost all his hair doing what?
What is Training as an astronaut
Paddy approves of your wardrobe organisation but finds your lifestyle uncomfortable. What are you?
Who is a gay bloke
A brand of sandle and a common paddy insult.
What is a Berk.
Joes nickname from paddy
What is Guiseppi
The only type of bread worth making
What is Irish soda.
What age do kids get interesting?
What is 18
People who drop the c-bomb are what, according to paddy?
What is Uncouth!
Most underrated veg, according to paddy
What is Peas
Henrys nickname from paddy
What is Hegster
Don't pox around with a poxy BLANK on chrismas.
What is Turkey, dry old bird
What actor became headless due to the wrath of paddy?
David Tennant
What does paddy call the homeless?
What is Unsavoury types.
These bugs have 2 sets of wings and dad's afraid of taking them through tunnels.
What is vw beetles
Mandys nickname from paddy
What is old mate
Can't go wrong with a good BLANK.
What is a bit of a Chop.
What colour do all bedroom walls have to be according to paddy?
What is Magnolia
Which food-related anecdote will prompt paddy to say, "Not that old chestnut!"
When he fried an egg on the barbecue and turned it into rubber
Paddy's dad worked in a factory for what product?
What is Ford cars
What is paddys nickname for every dog?
What is sniff