Pedal Board Problems
Guitarist panic when this pedal goes out on their board.
What is the tuner?
Vocalists always want more of this in their in-ears.
What is themselves?
The one thing the drummer always forgets to bring.
What are sticks?
The sound tech’s most-used phrase.
What is “Turn down!”
This is said every time someone hits a wrong chord.
What is “It’s Jazz”?
This pedal is responsible for 90% of the "pad" ambience.
What is Reverb?
The item every vocalist carries on stage.
What is a water bottle?
This is the drummer’s natural volume setting.
What is “too loud”?
What people blame for every problem on Sunday.
What is the soundboard?
This is said every time someone changes their mind quickly.
What is “SNIP SNAP”?
This cable type betrays guitarist the most.
What is the patch cable?
The note vocalists rehearse the most.
What is the harmony part?
This is the worst smelling thing on the planet, which lives in the cage.
What is the drum throne?
When the sound tech disappears, the team panics about this.
What is feedback?
This is said every time someone does something unexpected.
What is “Surprise Surprise”?
When in doubt guitarists always blame this.
What is the power supply?
A vocalist’s mortal enemy during rehearsal.
What is phlegm?
What are broken drumsticks?
What are brushes?
The one thing only sound techs know how to fix.
What is routing?
This phrase makes an appearance on every terrible AI image that Nathan Thomas creates.
What is “Worship NOW”?
The most expensive brand of pedal on a worship pedal board.
What is Strymon?
The vocalist who sings too loud into the mic is called this.
What is the Diva?
Every drummer thinks this controls the tempo, not the click.
What is ME?
This button solves 90% of audio issues.
What is MUTE?
The most recent thing that Christian Green wears out over the TB mic.
What is “Lace up your boots”?