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100
What is the most effective way to spray water out of a toilet?
Use a medicine dropper.
100
Which Bible character of the New Testament is one of the seven musketeers?
Stephan
100
What is Tori’s word for manicure?
Handicure
100
How does Tori solves the problem of slower metabolism that Gabi reported short people suffer of, (learned in A&P)?
She uses high heels.
100
On theology, what is a sistren?
The female version of a brethren.
200
When a close dear friend is sitting on the toilet, what is the best way to make her feel loved?
Punch her on her nose.
200
When Gabi and Tori were playing peacefully at the swings, what did Tori suggested to Gabi that she want to be?
Gabi's sister
200
What are the books of the Bible that come after 1st and 2nd Samuel?
1st and 2nd things (kings)
200
How does Tori call the vandalism act of spanning on your computer?
What is evangelism.
200
On anato/theology, what is the Tori- version of gird up your loins?
Gird up your groins.
300
Tori’s love for Jesus and her mother is in the same category to the love she has for whom?
Barney
300
When mother pointed out, chastising Tori for changing her opinion more often than she changes her underwear. What was Tori’s defensive response?
“Oh no, I don’t change my underwear”
300
A given night as Tori is riding on the car with Dad, she asked if the moon moves? Dad replied yes. How did Tori completed this conversation?
“I thought so, because I saw it following us.”
300
On chicken conversation during a family dinner, we are talking about white chicken meat. What question did Tori ask about the origin of this cut?
Is white meat the one that doesn’t get sun exposure?
300
What does Tori calls a person that likes to live on the edge?
Edge liver.
400
When Tori saw a person jogging, it is understood as what?
The person needs a car.
400
As Mami is admiring Tori’s good- looking dad during dinner, Tori promptly felt the need to counsel. What did she say?
“You don’t have to love Dad anymore, you are married to him”
400
From the 4th grader Q & A “A girl’s nickname is Bea, what was her first full name?
Bumble
400
Who is the man that discovered gravity when the apple fell on his head?
Mr. Fig Newton
400
As Tori’s SAT scores are received, what frustration expression has been heard?
I hate having to be smart!
500
What Bible feast is about the arrival of a hurricane and a boat on fire?
Pentecost
500
As a Jim Jordan’s Bible Institute drop-out, what is the meaning of the word “famine” for Tori?
A type of sheep.
500
On the courting lectures, what is Tori’s motto?
“Don’t date until you mate”
500
As Tori expressed that Gonorrhea is a good thing, we had to ask what does she thinks gonorrhea is? What do you think she thinks it is?
Is when you don’t have any more diarrhea, is gone, gone-orrhea
500
As we proudly celebrate Gabi’s pinning, I point out to the other 4 siblings that they have some big shoes to fill. What is Tori’s response to this?
? “Yes, but mine will have bling-bling”