"Guilty of being the god of mischief? Yes. guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes"
Loki - Loki
The Great Gatsby
From animals reared & fed according to strict guidelines, the Wagyu variety of this meat can set you back $75 for a 4-ounce serving
Beef
Pokémon Intro
A physical thing & to express disapproval
object [ob-JECT] or object [OB-ject]
Clefairy
Bean,
market,
widow
Black
$10.99
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
In other words, to hug
Embrace
C...a
Canada, China, Colombia, Cambodia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Croatia
Naked MINIONS, covered only in seaweed, follow the Evil
Amphibian onto the shore.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Minions. Minions have been on this
planet far longer than we have.
They go by many names...Dave,
Carl...Paul...Mike...
One naked Minion notices that he has no seaweed and grabs two
starfish from the water, which he places strategically on his
chest.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
...oh, that one is Norbert. He’s
an idiot.
The Minions walk on.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
They’re all different, but they all
share the same goal.
A giant T-REX smashes the Evil Amphibian.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
To serve the most despicable master
they could find.
A Minion points to the T-Rex, excited---
EXCITED MINION
Boss!
The T-Rex ROARS.
EXT: PREHISTORIC PLAINS - LATER3 3
The T-Rex walks along, followed by a group of Minions.
Numerous Minions ride on top of him, scratching his back and
scrubbing his head.
NARRATOR (V.O)
Making their master happy was the
tribe’s very reason for existence.
That’s not to say that they didn’t
have OTHER passions....
Two Minions notice bananas growing on a bush.
MINION 1
Oh, hey! Looka! C’est un banono!
LITERARY ANIMALS
This psychiatrist liked his brother's wife "from a distance... like the Sun. Maris is like the Sun. Except without the warmth"
Frasier - Frasier
The Kite Runner
One of these bivalve mollusks from Coffin Bay, Australia can weigh over 2 pounds & sell for $100
Oysters
Erased Intro
To feel bitter & transmitted again
resent [RE-sent] or resent [re-SENT]
Wartortle
Climbing,
salt,
star
Rock
ON SALE $34.99 (Reg $53.99)
These fiery remnants can travel over a mile in the wind & start new fires
Embers
S...n
Sudan, Spain, Sweden, South Sudan
This children's book character, introduced in 1926 & a friend of the title creature, gets his name from the sound he might make
Eeyore
"I can kill a man, dismember his body, & be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure..."
Dexter - Dexter
CAN'T SKIP
Fahrenheit 451
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
At only one farm in Sweden, cheese is made from the milk of this largest deer, known as elk over there
Moose
Record of Ragnarok Outro
Something that pulls a vehicle behind it & a tall, narrow building
a tower [TOE-ur] & a tower [TAU-ur]
Dewgong
Carpet,
saucer,
colors
Flying
$40
That shitty Nintendo game with the twinks Faateh likes
Fire Emblem
G...a
Gambia, Georgia, Ghana, Grenada, Guinea, Guyana
“Well, I’m glad you kids are excited, because I am going to kill myself.”
Bob - Bob's Burgers
The Odyssey
Noted for its sweet aroma & with a name originally from Arabic, this exotic spice can cost thousands of dollars per pound
Saffron
FMAB Outro
Closely packed together & a small makeup case
compact [com-PACT] or a compact [COM-pact]
Clip,
towel,
money
Paper
$89.99
CAN'T SKIP
It's the crime of using money or property entrusted to you for your own use
Embezzlement
CAN'T SKIP
E...a
Estonia, Eritrea, Ethiopia
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
This physician: "I need 36 vicodin & change for a dollar"
House - House
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Yubari King type of these gourd fruits are dazzlingly sweet & sometimes go for $5,000 or more each
Melons
DAILY DOUBLE
Classroom of the Elite Intro
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
A burrowing insectivore & a Mexican cooking sauce
a mole [mōl] & mole [MOH-lay]
Probopass
Winter,
family,
option
Nuclear
$500
This type of evidence is based on observation or experimentation
Empirical evidence
T...n
Tajikistan, Turkmenistan