Family Facts
Dad-Given Titles
Dad Quotes
Weird Dad Facts
Dad Favorites
100
This Christmas tune is sung when guests arrive to the McHale family Christmas Eve party.
What is "We Wish You A Merry Christmas?"
100
"The Wonderpup" followed the name of this sweet mutt.
Who is Penny?
100
Grace and Dad would agree that this fictional drink would be most refreshing right now.
What is Graham Cracker Soda?
100
This controversial comedian stole a cab from my poor father and we are still awaiting an official apology.
Who is Dave Chappelle?
100
This British Comedy is Dad's pick for funniest movie of all time.
What is Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
200
This pricey stone represents Becc's birth month, and an upcharge on Mom's charm bracelet bill.
What is a diamond?
200
This matriarch was also once known as "vice president in charge."
Who is Mom? Kathy? One of those :)
200
Don't complain to Dad about pain, or he may tell you to get this large kitchen utensil.
What is "The Big Knife?"
200
Dad refuses to see any movies from this spy film franchise.
What is Bond? James Bond?
200
This Big Cat is Dad's favorite Looney Tunes character.
Who is Pete Puma?
300
All the Kafka children have their own birth month, with the exception of these two born in March.
Who are Evie and Jonas?
300
When made by Dad, this italian food is "World Famous."
What are meatballs?
300
During their formative potty training years, Dad would make sure to tell the Kafka babies "No _____ for Pop Pop!"
What are poops?
300
Dad made sure to visit this Bar and restaurant directly after the birth of his two children, so you know his priorities are in order!
What is the Jug Handle Inn?
300
Not 100% sure if it's his favorite, but this Irish folk musical probably comes pretty close!
What is Once?
400
This is Emily's zodiac sign.
What is Leo?
400
Though not really a title (or even a nickname), Dad insisted that Grace was more suited for this name.
What is Alice?
400
When discussing the appropriate times to make a joke, Dad's wise words tell us "It's all about _______ ."
What is Context?
400
This celebrity pointed at Dad during his concert and there is absolutely no question that he intentionally pointed at Dad!
Who is Bruce Springsteen?
400
This 1967 film is Dad's favorite Disney movie!
What is The Jungle Book?
500
The McHale family almost adopted a terrier by this name before bringing Penny home.
Who is Tucker?
500
The affectionate title of "pickle girls" seems to be recently replaced by this other "p" plant.
What is a Petunia?
500
When visiting the Barnes, Dad pointed to this piece and said to his daughter with an arts degree, "That one's famous!"
What is The Postman (by Vincent Van Gogh)?
500
Technically, this Pope blessed my father (along with however many people were gathering in Philly that day.
Who is John Paul II?
500
This delicious meal made by Mom is Dad’s pick for a last meal (so she better start cooking!)
What is Lasagna?