Daddy Does Dumb Things
The kind of animal Jason declared he and his bunkmates had "trapped" as a camper at Camp Lakeland in a letter to his Uncle Ralph.
Beaver
Name 3 plays in the last 10 years for which Jason has grown a mustache.
Annie, Enchanted April, 39 Steps, Peter and the Starcatcher, Matilda, Hay Fever
Say one of the following phrases in the Shrek Scottish brogue:
"That'll do, Donkey. That'll do."
"Onions have layers. Ogres have layers."
"...are you gonna eat that?"
"What are you doing in my swamp?!?!?"
Well done, you!
At which of the following restaurants did Jason NOT wait tables?
T.G.I.Friday's
Planet Hollywood
Hard Rock Cafe
Hard Rock Cafe
Wegman's
1
What is the only play for which Jason has used glued-on fake facial hair?
The Little Mermaid
How many times has Jason been cast in a full production requiring a Southern accent?
1 - Big Fish
Job at which Joel McHale asked Jason why he "hated everybody so much"?
Starbucks barista
Which of the following was Jason's elementary school:
Tecumseh Elementary School
Moses DeWitt Elementary School
Fayetteville Elementary School
Moses DeWitt Elementary School
What "special ingredient" did Jason lovingly (infamously) add to a dish of mashed potatoes early in his relationship with Molly?
Vanilla
How many times has Jason participated in Movember?
What dialect did Jason learn for his independent dialect project in grad school?
Italian
Number of total days Jason lasted as a landscape maintenance crew member before quitting.
2
Who is informally referred to as the Mayor of Winterton Drive?
Papa
The amount of money Jason spent on video games at the Myrtle Beach Arcade with Louie DiLorenzo in the first two days of a weeklong Spring Break.
$50
Jason sported a goatee in a U.W. production of what Ibsen play?
The Lady from the Sea
What Irish play by John Patrick Shanley is on Jason and Molly's dream list?
Outside Mullingar
Which ad agency made Jason take a mandatory psychological evaluation because his boss was a crazy person who didn't like Jason very much and had a plan to get him fired (which, eventually, he was)?
DDB
Ted Wladis's mother Roberta teased Jason for showing up to Ted's royalty-themed costume birthday party dressed as what?
King Kong
What Jason allowed Michael Deresh to do to him as part of a magic show they performed for Michael's mom and sister.
Stab at him through a refrigerator box with a Swiss Army knife
What type of facial hair did Jason grow to play both R.P. McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and Belyayev in A Month in the Country?
Mutton chops
What was the first play Jason ever did in which he used an accent for a character?
Bollo the Leopard
(6th grade, as Torga, the lion tamer)
Roughly describe how Jason had to turn on his computer when he worked at Technology Service Corporation.
1. Rip the front panel off the hard drive
2. Reach into the loose wires
3. Depress the "start" button on the connected wires
What is the name of the mall in Syracuse that Syracuseans claim is the biggest mall in the U.S. (even though it is not)?
Destiny USA (aka Carousel Mall)