War!!
What is it Good For?
Absolutely Nothing
Say it Again!
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
300

The 1v1 arena where you fight for redeployment.

What is the gulag?

300

This best "medicine" is often good for reducing stress, boosting the immune system, protecting the heart, among many other benefits.

What is laughter?

300

It's the most common star type in the Milky Way.

What is a red dwarf?

300

Mario and friends can be seen racing past your eyes around this pasteurized pasture.

What is Moo Moo Meadows?

300

This person must've been craving Hash House during their 2004 prison stint for fraud.

Who is Martha Stewart?

600

You'll need this amount of cash to buy back a fallen teammate.

What is $4,000?

600

This tool is good for holding your reports together, but untraditionally good for reaching pesky reset buttons.

What is a paperclip?

600

When it's Winter on Earth for the northern hemisphere, Mars starts this season.

What is spring?

600

Abracadabra! A star is born when this singer entered the scene in 2008 with a song that later inspired a popular video game series.

Who is Lady Gaga?

600

This man wasn't challenged by Hash House a Go Go's fried chicken eggs Benedict on his show.

Who is Adam Richman?

900

They were the first playable operator who originated from outside of the Call of Duty license.

-Logan

Who is Michael Myers (Ghosts)?

900

This substance is good for absorbing and redistributing kinetic energy, but plainly speaking, it's best at protecting superheroes.

What is vibranium?

900

The approximate time difference between a day on Jupiter and a day on Earth.

What is 14 hours?

900

Ariana Grande, Jessie J, and Nicki Minaj joined forces to drop this pop hit in 2014.

What is Bang Bang?

900

This boy bander probably said "Bye Bye Bye" to Hash House's famous monstrosity (the Bloody Mary)

Who is Joey Fatone?

1200

This convenient restaurant is featured in multiple places. Will you protect it or survive it?

-Logan

What is Burger Town?

1200

This neglected piece of plastic or metal is good for preventing fraying and aiding in eyelet insertion. DON'T FORGET IT!

What is an aglet?

1200

Not to be confused with the creator company of Until Dawn and the Dark Pictures series, this type of black hole is the largest, dwarfing our Sun by a million+ times. 

What are supermassive black holes?

1200

The Xoloitzcuintli dog named Dante was featured in this animated film in 2017.

What is Coco?

1200

This person definitely had enough food in their tummy when they left Hash House, unlike the contestants on the show they host.

Who is Jeff Probst?

1500

It's the official name, not nickname, of the buildable zombies wonder weapon that absolutely sucks

-Logan


What is the Thrustodyne Aeronautics Model 23?

1500

This nifty vehicle, first added on October 1, 1971, is good for transporting you to/from places like Magic Kingdom, the Grand Floridian, and EPCOT.

What is the monorail?

1500

Europa, Jupiter's promisingly habitable moon, is set to receive a "Message in a Bottle" from humanity, with waveforms of people saying this apt word in over 100 spoken languages.

What is "water"?

1500

What's up dog? This object is sure to take you "around the world" with the right skills.

What is a yo-yo?
1500

Tupac Shakur wrote an entrance song for one of his close friends, nicknamed "The Baddest Man on the Planet," who has frequented Hash House a Go Go.

Who is Mike Tyson?