Pets
The name of Ellie's current dog (who may end up in the Anacostia river)
Bentley
Ellie's family spends the most legendary week of the year with 25 relatives at this beach
Sandbridge
Ellie's grandfather was imprisoned by this famous dictator
Fidel Castro
Ellie fell down the stairs of this Adams Morgan var on her 21st birthday
Madam's Organ
Earlier this year, Ellie crossed the finish line of her first...
Half marathon
Ellie once owned this farm anmial
A pony (whose name no one seems to remember)
This relative once made Ellie and Kat Chiglinsky sit down and watch her 2-hour Senior Center production of Steel Magnolias
Grandma Linda (Gramps)
The Hora
Ellie learned to boil water at this age
18
Unliked Elle Woods, Ellie is legally
Blind
The man who has Ellie's (and Kat's) cat now
Dan the Cat Man (he was trying to steal Ernie all along)
Ellie's Grandma Fay will turn 105 on this upcoming holiday
Cinco de Mayo
The Yiddish words for grandma and grandpa
Bubbie and Zadie
Ellie believed this to be true about her father until she was [age redacted]
Ellie's full name
Elena Sophia Cuervo Kaufman
The names of Ellie's first two dogs
Windy and Trixie
Ellie met Fern when she was this age
3 (shoutout US Dept of Health and Human Services)
This Cuban dish, made with meat and raisins, is Ellie's favorite. (And often cooked by her Jewish father)
Picadillo
Ellie refused to leave this college dance - despite the fact that she was hysterically crying
Last Chance Dance
For years, Ellie tricked her family into thinking this was her favorite birthday cake (only so she could enjoy more cake for herself)
Strawberry Short Cake
Ellie was reprimanded after she did this to her aunt's dog, Charlie
Attempted to perform surgery with a key
Ellie, Kate, and Jenna are born on these 3 days (must get all)
Jenna: June 7
Ellie: June 10
Kate: June 12
This well-known singer is both Hispanic (Puerto Rican) and Jewish
Bruno Mars
Jenna and Kate convinced Ellie that this Mansway Dr. neighbor started a scuba diving school in her backyard
Lorraine Meitlicki
Ellie was fearful that she would work here should she not go to college
Toll booth