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100

This Polish smoked sausage features long, "U"-shaped links.

Kielbasa

100

This vulpine onomatopoeia can refer to sexual acts between furries.

Yiffing

100

The origin story of Hanukkah features a tricky oil lamp staying lit for this many nights.

Eight

100

The surname "Black" predominantly originates from this nation, particularly Argyll.

Scotland

100

Although officially eponymous, the colloquial "White Album" was the ninth release of this rock band.

The Beatles

200

Sport conceived on the sandy, undulating coasts of Scotland.

Golf

200

Florida rapper who famously sang the chorus: "apple-bottom jeans; boots with the fur (the fur!) ".

T-Pain (Flo Rida not accepted, sorry chump)

200

Born Erik Weisz, this Jewish-Hungarian escape artist is often considered the greatest magician ever.

(Harry) Houdini

200

Harry Potter's godfather.

Sirius Black

200

Actor best known for his role as Steve Urkel on Family Matters.

Jaleel White

300

"Hey! Listen!", oft repeated this fairy companion of Link in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Navi

300

This animal has the densest fur of all land mammals.

Chinchilla

300

Jewish tradition of esoteric mysticism that contains methods for practicing magic.

 (Practical) Kabbalah

300

These spacetime regions exhibit the theorized strongest gravitational pull in the universe.

Black hole

300

This term refers to the domestic migration of White populations from increasingly diverse urban centers.

White flight / White exodus

400

Unlike "Clippy" the paperclip, "Links" was this type of virtual assistant animal included in Microsoft Office 2000.

Cat

400

Buckingham Palace guards' iconic black hats are made from this animal's fur.

(American) Black bear

400

Jewish-American illusionist who made the Statue of Liberty "disappear" and is the highest-grossing magician in history.

(David) Copperfield

400

Artist Anish Kapoor secured artistic rights to this "blackest black" subtance in 2016.

Vantablack

400

Aggressive modernization was the goal of this country's White Revolution in 1963.

Iran

500

Rock Hall of Fame inductee who recorded Rumble (1958), later sampled by Death Grips.

Link Wray

500

This rhyme-titled event in Rosemont, IL is the largest furry convention in the world.

Midwest FurFest

500

In an attempt to trick Yahweh himself, Orthodox Jews may employ a gentile in this role to complete tasks on the Sabbath.

Shabbos goy

500

The US military rank "General of the Armies" has only been conferred thrice in history to George Washington, Ulysses S Grant, and this man.

John "Black Jack" Pershing

500

American author best known for children's stories such as Stuart Little and Charlotte's Web.

E.B. (Elwyn Brooks) White