No running near the pool! Save your energy for this swimming stroke with an insect name; you'll need your legs to dolphin kick
the butterfly
You have the intelligence of 2 men! Lloyd Christmas & Harry Dunne from this 1994 buddy comedy
Dumb and Dumber
To conceal the existence of new radar tech, the U.K. government spread a myth that eating these improved pilot eyesight
carrots
Not only did daughter Alice play her as young Liz Lemon on "30 Rock", she also coined the line "I want to go to there"
(Tina) Fey
After hitting the resort in Sochi, 2 cents gets you a little under 2 of these
rubles
L.A. eatery 71 Above encourages "polished elegance" in its dress code; expressly verboten? this onomatopoetic footwear
flip-flops
A rare archery feat in which one arrow splits another that's already lodged in the target is named after this storied outlaw
Robin Hood
I love how you'll wear anything--even these stretchy cut-offs with a portmanteau name
jorts
The crunchy green stalks of this parsley cousin are what we usually eat, though the seeds can add flavor to soups & pickles
celery
John Cromwell played de-aged dad James on the "Freak Show" & "Asylum" versions of this scary series
American Horror Story
Ah, Buenos Aires, where 2 cents becomes around 25 these
pesos
At NYC's storied "21" club, this sartorial combo was strictly required of male dinner patrons until 2009
jacket & tie
olympics.com describes this sport as "formerly the world's major form of long-distance trade and transport"
sailing
You've got a great tan for someone who professionally plays this Blizzard sci-fi P.C. game with Zerg & Terrans
StarCraft

These peppery root vegetables in the mustard family are low in calories & a favorite food of Fraggles
radishes
Titus Welliver's son Quinn played a youthful version of his detective Harry on this drama; son Eamonn did it on him: "Legacy"
Bosch

Cruising Karachi? 2 cents turns into around 5 or 6 of these
rupees
Per the website of this fitness chain, "All riders are required to wear a shirt &... shoes that can clip into the pedals"
SoulCycle

Smaller than half a square inch, the triple 20 is the highest-value subsection of the board in this sport
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PICKLE PARTY ANSWER!!!! Round of Pickle Shots over Lunch with the Professor000
Neat, bro! You're going to camp at Outeroo at this southern music festival in June--I'd go but I enjoy bathing
Bonnaroo

In "Big" Tom Hanks comically chewed the kernels off this, which is eaten whole, not off the cob
baby corn
Sean Harmon stepped into his father mark's investigative shoes at least 7 times on "NCIS" in this role
Gibbs

Your .02 soars to around .13 this in Copenhagen
kroner
Note to cosplayers: "Arrows must have their tips removed & be... zip-tied to a quiver" at this San Diego convention
Comic-Con
2024 Olympics fans went nuts for Yusuf DikeΓ§, a silver medalist in shooting from this country
Turkey
Congrats! Your novel won this award that had "Man" at the start of its name for 17 years--makes up for your unhappy childhood!
the Booker Prize
This tuber with a name beginning with "J" is also known as the Mexican turnip & packs a watery crunch
jicama
Last name of dad Mark & son Michael who played Hiram Lodge on "Riverdale" at various points in the character's life
Consuelos

Next time you're in Tehran, exchange that 2 cents for 842 this, give or take
the Iranian rial

Keeping the class in classroom--at this boarding school founded by Henry VI, daily school dress still includes a waistcoat & tailcoat
Eton