riddles
jokes
100

 I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

a candle

100

What does a house wear?What does a house wear?

address

200

What is full of holes but still holds water?

sponge
200

What's the best time to see your dentist?What's the best time to see your dentist?

tooth-hurty

300

What can you keep after giving to someone?

your word

300

Why did the crab never share?Why did the crab never share?

he was shell fish

400

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

a promise

400

Did you hear the rumour about butter?Did you hear the rumour about butter?

no but i am not going to spread it

500

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

the future


500

What do you call a man who can't stand?What do you call a man who can't stand?

neil