How many stars are in the U.S. flag?
50 stars
What day does summer start?
June 20th
What's brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!
100 x 2 -89=?
111
What is the smallest country in the world?
Vatican City
When does summer end?
September 22nd
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
1,567,896,574,939,586,939 x 0=
0
What is the biggest country in the world?
Russia
What is another word for flip flops?
Sandals
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
87+6 x 2=?
99
What is the coldest continent?
Antartica
Why do bananas use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?
69 / 5 + 9=?
22.8
What is the same country as Denmark?
Greenland
What dresses for summer and sheds in the winter?
A tree!
I have six eyes.
Two mouths.
Three ears.
What am I?
A silly-looking monster!