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Billboard Top 10: May 2026
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Though it functions like a standalone planet, the lush, bioluminescent world inhabited by the Na'vi is technically a moon named this.

What is Pandora?

100

Despite being called "paper money," standard US bills are actually made from a blend of 25% linen and 75% of this fiber, the same material used to make most standard t-shirts.

What is cotton?

100

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

What is "because it was two tired"?

100

Warned to "beware the Ides of March," this Roman dictator's assassination in 44 BCE inspired a rather famous play by William Shakespeare.

Who is Julius Caesar?

100

Breaking Michael Jackson's record for the most #1 hits by a male solo artist, Drake took the top spot this week with this aggressively titled track telling a woman to be quiet.

What is "Janice STFU"?

200

The 2022 sequel, The Way of Water, shifts focus away from the forest and introduces the Metkayina clan, who have adapted to living in and around this specific habitat.

What are the oceans (or reefs/water)?

200

He is the only person to appear on both a standard circulating coin and a standard paper bill—specifically, the penny and the $5 note.

Who is Abraham Lincoln?

200

What do you call a fake noodle?

What is "an impasta"?

200

Julius Caesar's adopted heir, Octavian, changed his name to this title when he became Rome's very first emperor (and eventually got a summer month named after him).

Who is Augustus?

200

Drake occupies an unbelievable 9 out of the top 10 spots this week. The only non-Drake song surviving at #5 is "Choosin' Texas" by this rising female country star.

Who is Ella Langley?

300

In the first movie, the human corporation RDA is destroying the environment to mine this highly valuable, and very lazily named, room-temperature superconductor.

What is Unobtanium?

300

Along with Benjamin Franklin, this man on the $10 bill is one of only two people on standard US paper currency who was never a President or Vice President.

Who is Alexander Hamilton?

300

How do you organize a space party?

What is "you planet"?

300

Legend says this tyrannical emperor casually played the fiddle while watching the city of Rome burn to the ground in 64 CE.

Who is Nero?

300

Sitting at #2 on the charts is the track "Ran To Atlanta," a massive collaboration between Drake, Molly Santana, and this influential trap pioneer known for his own hits like "Mask Off."

Who is Future?

400

To become a recognized warrior, a Na'vi must tame and ride a flying Ikran, a dragon-like predator that humans refer to by this mythological name.

What is a banshee?

400

While George Washington is on the front of the quarter, the back of the standard 25-cent piece traditionally features this majestic bird clutching an olive branch.

What is an eagle?

400

Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?

What is "because they don't have the guts"?

400

This Roman emperor and Stoic philosopher is famous for writing his "Meditations," though modern teens might just know him as the older emperor who gets betrayed at the beginning of the movie Gladiator.

Who is Marcus Aurelius?

400

While Drake dropped a three-part trilogy, the massive wave of songs currently dominating the Hot 100 top 10—including "Whisper My Name" and "Shabang"—are all from this chilly, primary album of the three.

What is Iceman?

500

The Omaticaya clan makes their home inside this massive, ancient structure until it is tragically destroyed by the human military.

What is Hometree (or Kelutral)?

500

This three-word Latin phrase found on all US coins and bills translates to "Out of many, one," symbolizing the unity of the states.

What is E Pluribus Unum?

500

What did the janitor shout when he jumped out of the closet?

What is "Supplies!"?

500

This infamous emperor, whose historical nickname translates to "little boot," was so unhinged that he supposedly tried to appoint his favorite horse as a Roman consul.

Who is Caligula?

500

Landing at #9 is this Drake track aimed at producer Mustard, with a title that suggests the song is just too explicit for standard FM broadcasting.

What is "2 Hard 4 The Radio"?