“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on”
Franklin D. Roosevelt
A gorgeous queen that looks exactly like Charlize Theron is so mentally ill that a mirror tricks her into believing that Kristen Stewart is prettier than her.
Snow White And The Huntsman
Whats the hottest planet
Venus
Mutant marsupial kills dozens of animals in order to punish reckless scientist for harming animals.
Crash Bandicoot
Who rules over r’lyeh
Cthulhu
“The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs”
Charlie Chaplin
Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry
Lord Of The Rings
How old is the sun
4.603 billion years old
An anthropomorphic dinosaur attempts to murder two Italian plumbers, before passing the whole thing off as a car accident.
Mario Kart
Whats the percentage of the ocean discovered?
5%
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A guy thats alone in a forest kisses a dead woman without her consent while 7 other short guys watch.
Snow White
How old is earth
4.543 billion years old
Cute, loveable mascots brutalise one other for no discernible reason.
Super smash bros
Whats a megalodon?
shark
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on”
Robert Frost
A guy learns to love a girl without instagram filters.
Shrek
Whats the moons name
Luna
A race of moronic humanoids requires round-the-clock care. You are their caregiver.
The sims
Whats a kraken?
Octopus
“Silence is the best answer to someone who doesn’t value your words.”
Calvin Coolidge
Man plays virtual reality smurf game
Avatar
How far is pluto from the sun
3.2208 billion mi
A race of burlap sack-people is forced to complete an infinite number of complex courses. Viewers are encouraged to design and add their own.
LittleBigPlanet
wheres the titanic?
Underwater