Cringe Worthy Jokes
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days.
Employees of the Micheal Scott Paper Company
Who is Micheal, Pam, and Ryan
Stated their favorite food is Sushi and cake made by Camilla
Who is Sherida Mesake
Average gallons pumped per day across all sites
What is 33K gallons
A group of voices meshed in holiday harmonies.
What is caroling?
Why isn't Fred good at wrapping Christmas presents?
He doesn't have the gift!
Dwight's Christmas character
Who is Belsnickel
Shared that a favorite childhood show was Fievel Goes West.
Who is Michael Fonti
Employee Spotlight Award Winner for Q4 2022
Who is April DeRozier
An anonymous giver of gifts.
What is a secret Santa.
Why does Santa use GPS?
He doesn't want to be a lost Claus.
Who is Kevin?
Cherished work memories include a 3AM sewage and file alarm emergency.
Who is Erik Johnson
What is Scranton International Airport Quick Turn Around Facility
The greeting that Buddy the Elf gives when he answers the phone.
What "Buddy the Elf... What's your favorite color?"
Why do birds fly south for Christmas?
Because its to far to walk.
Complete this Micheal Scott quote:
"____________ is the new golf course. It's where business happens."
What is Chili's
Cliff diving and sneaking up on a black bear will never be done again by this employee.
Who is Scott Anderson
Conrac Solutions Core Values
What is Innovation, Excellence, Proactivity, Integrity, Equality and Respect, Listen to Understand
What U.S. state was the first to make Christmas an official holiday?
What is Alabama
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What is 9,986,000
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones played loud and proud during the more formative years for this colleague.
Who is Steve Bradshaw
CS Mission and Vision
Understand stakeholder objectives, Provide innovative solutions, Create value
The names of all nine reindeer.
Who are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph.