Brainy
If you divide 30 by half and add ten, what do you get?
70
(30/ .5) +10 =70
Which is correct to say: "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The yolk of the egg are white?"
Yolk is Yellow... so NEITHER
I have keys, but no locks. I have space, but no room. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
A Computer Keyboard
Interview:
All the candidates were seated in a row and had Coffee placed infront of them.
Interviewer asked "Whats before You?"
One replied "Tea" and he got selected and rest replied Coffee.
Why did he get selected?
"T" comes before "U"
Which tyre doesn't move when car turns right?
A Spare tyre
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it more.
Your Name
Blind person was left behind in a room should take 2 pills to come out of the room
1 from 2 RED pills and 1 from 2 YELLOW pills.
How can he make sure he take only 1 RED pill and 1 YELLOW pill?
Swallow half pill from each of the 4 pills
A clerk in a butcher shop stands 5'10" and wears size 13 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
Secret Password to enter a Pub:
When guard says twelve, 1st person says SIX and he is IN..
When guard says Six, 2nd person says THREE and he is IN..
When guard says Ten what should the 3rd person say for him to let IN?
THREE
Count of the alphabets in the word...
What two things you can never have for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What goes all the way around the world, but stays in the corner?
A Stamp
Room has three switches and a closed door. Three light bulbs are present inside the room . Once you open the door, you may never touch the switches again. How can you definitively tell which switch is connected to each of the light bulbs?
Turn on the first two switches. Leave them on for five minutes. Turn off the second switch, leaving one switch on. Now go through the door. The light that is still on is connected to the first switch. Whichever of the other two is warm to the touch is connected to the second switch. The bulb that is cold is connected to the switch that was never turned on.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A Hole