Civilized Cities
The brightest spot on Earth from space
Las Vegas
A stylish man with a leather-bound library and a very important dog sees his career trajectory interrupted by the radical concept of a woman being capable of reading words off a teleprompter.
Anchorman
Passionate from miles away
Passive with the things you say
Passin' up on my old ways
I can't blame you, no, no
Passionfruit by Drake
JK Rowling
Harry Potter
Nike
Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Serena Williams
Home to the largest Polish population in the US
Chicago
A noodle-shop employee experiences a literal "downward spiral" into a prestigious job title, ultimately proving that his inability to be physically harmed by a feline's nerve strikes is the ultimate competitive advantage.
Kung Fu Panda
Just try your best
Try everything you can
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away
The Middle by Jimmy Eat World
Agatha Christie
Hercule Poirot
The General, Papa Johns, Icy Hot, Gold Bond
Shaq
The frozen custard capital of the world
Wilwaukee
A man with a high tolerance for running and a very consistent seating habit accidentally stumbles into every major historical event of the late 20th century while waiting for a bus.
Forrest Gump
Ya she is shoe in
No she's not a nuisance
Get myself a new friend
The Return of Chip Douglas by Kid Cudi
Rick Riordan
Mint Mobile, Aviation Gin
Ryan Reynolds
Was a part of the French, Spanish, and American Empires
New Orleans
An heir to a massive real estate portfolio inherits a piece of family hardware and decides to take a very long hike with his gardener to return it to the manufacturer’s furnace.
Lord of the Rings
It's in the palm of your hand now, baby
It's a yes or a no, no maybe
So just be sure before you give it all to me (all to me)
All to me (all to me), give it all to me
Goosebumps
American Eagle
Sydney Sweeney
Birthplace of WD-40, Costco, and youtube. Also the avocado capital of the world
San Diego
A dedicated family man and footwear enthusiast undergoes a mid-century stylistic evolution while traveling the globe to demonstrate his elite proficiency in a miniaturized, indoor version of a lawn sport.
Martin Supreme
'Cause I knew it from the start
Baby, when you broke my heart
That I had to come again
And show you that I'd win
Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison
Stephanie Meyer
Twilight
Nespresso, Grubhub