The Nostalgia Critic Where...
Morty goes woke.
Deadpool 2
She carried around mace made specifically for his race.
Judy Hoppes x Nick Wilde
"A whimsical period setting helps this 3D animated caper escape some overly familiar trappings."
The Nut Job
The Lorax
The death of her bisexual crush inspired her to pursue a hetero relationship with the hero.
Izuku Midoriya x Ururaka Ochacko
"A family film that mixes its ecological, environmental message with a familiar self-empowerment lesson is hardly original, yet ____ has oodles of charm, a razor-sharp wit and pacing that should keep even preschoolers attentive."
Norm of the North
Critic was kept at gunpoint by his genitals.
Sailor Moon
Their "wedding" was a ratings trap.
Spongebob Squarepants x Sandy Cheeks
"As the story transitions from being about sibling adversaries to being about sibling allies, it suggests that happiness lies more in sharing our blessings than in protecting our fair share of them."
The Boss Baby
They're the same character, but one has VERY sexy fingers.
Scrat x Scratte
"Entertaining animated offering that is not only themed to ___, but will especially appeal to vegans and vegetarians."
Free Birds
100+ episodes, currently dating... but they still don't know.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng x Adrian Agreste
"In between the cutesy musical covers (from the Go-Go's to Lady Gaga), the young ___ engage in harmless slapstick and even learn a bit about themselves."
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked