Bad Dad Jokes
I USED TO HATE FACIAL HAIR, BUT THEN IT GREW ON ME
What is a BEARD
THIS IS THE CAPITAL CITY OF CANADA
WHAT IS OTTAWA?
HOW MANY MAIN MOVIES WERE THERE IN HARRY POTTER SERIES?
WHAT IS 8?
WHAT SHOULD YOU CHECK BEFORE YOU WASH YOUR PANTS?
WHAT IS POCKETS ?
WHAT MOVIE WON THE OSCAR FOR BEST ANIMATED FILM IN 2026
WHAT IS K-POP DEMON HUNTERS?
THIS VEGETABLE IS COOL BECAUSE ITS A LITTLE “RAD”
WHAT IS A RADISH?
WHAT ANIMAL APPEARS ON THE CANADIAN NICKEL ?
WHAT IS A BEAVER ?
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SPIDER RAISED BY HAGRID , first seen in THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS?
WHO IS ARAGOG ?
WHERE SHOULD THE HANDLE OF A POT BE POINTED WHEN COOKING ON TOP OF THE STOVE?
WHAT IS POINT AWAY FROM YOU, NOT HANGING OFF THE EDGE , INSIDE OFF STOVE
DAILY DOUBLE
WHAT DOES HAKUNA MATATA MEAN?
WHAT IS NO WORRIES OR NO TROUBLE
WHY DID THE GOLFER BRING TWO PAIRS OF PANTS ?
WHAT IS “ IN CASE HE GOT A HOLE IN ONE ?”
DAILY DOUBLE
CANADA HAS HOW MANY PROVINCES?
WHAT IS 10?
WHO IS GRYFFINDOR HOUSE GHOST?
WHO IS NEARLY HEADLESS NICK?
HOW MUCH MONEY IS 2 QUARTERS, 4 dimes , 1 NICKEL AND 6 PENNIES?
WHAT IS 101 or $1.01
SOCCER CAPTAIN FOR TEAM CANADA‘S FIFA 2026
WHO IS ALPHONSO DAVIES?
I TOLD MY WIFE SHE WAS DRAWING HER EYEBROWS TOO HIGH. SHE LOOKED THIS
WHAT IS SURPRISED
WHICH CANADIAN PROVINCE IS KNOWN AS THE “LAND OF 10,000 LAKES?
WHAT IS MANITOBA ?
IN WHICH BOOK DO THE WEASLEY TWINS DROP OUT OF HOGWARTS TO START THEIR JOKE SHOP?
WHAT IS BOOK 5 HARRY PITTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX ?
IF YOU DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH A STICKY FILM OF BACTERIA CALLED __________BUILDS UP AND FORMS AROUND YOUR TEETH AND GUMLINE
WHAT IS PLAQUE?
BASEBALL TERM FOR SINGLE, DOUBLE, TRIPLE, AND HOME RUN IN SAME GAME
WHAT IS A CYCLE OR HITTING FOR THE CYCLE
WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL ?
WHAT IS “ I’LL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER “?
THIS PROVINCE IS CANADA’S WESTERNMOST PROVINCE ?
WHAT IS BRITISH COLUMBIA?
HALF EAGLE , HALF HORSE?
WHAT IS HIPPOGRIFF?
WHAT FABRICS SHRINK IN A DRYER ?
WHAT IS COTTON OR WOOL?
HOW MANY GRAMMY AWARDS HAS TAYLOR SWIFT WON?
WHAT IS 14?