Patching
Automation tool that is used for patching multiple machines on the Windows environment.
What is Ivanti?
The person who just got word of their promotion
Who is JP?
JP's full name
What is Juan Pablo Arraiz?
The Windows team uses them to display their emotions through Teams chat.
What are GIFs?
"Hey everyone, hope you had a great weekend. Anyone do anything fun over the weekend?"
Who is Kunal?
Automation tool that is used for patching multiple machines on the Linux environment.
What is Ansible?
An iconic music group that JP has never listened to with iconic song "No Scrubs"
What is TLC?
JP's exercise routine
What is running?
A diagram indicating the level of trust of team members to JP
What is JP's pyramid of trust?
All I did is what I always do, whine and cry and point spotlight elsewhere
Who is Peter?
Point of contact for patching on the Windows Admin team.
Who is Dennis/OJ?
JP's healthy food
What is salad?
Sport that JP enjoys watching
What is soccer?
Who is Pharoah?
Question: Does this count as drama?
Who is Apoorva?
The super secret chat that only a certain few team members have access in
What is gang gang?
JP's cheat meal when he cannot have his healthy meal
What is deep dish pizza?
Location that JP is based out of
What is Miami?
The person who is considered more dramatic than JP
Who is Apoorva?
It's 5 O' clock always for me no matter where I am
Who is Peter?
JP's partner in crime, his muse, his inspiration, his motivation, his other half.
Who is Shawn?
Considered to be more dramatic than Apoorva according to Apoorva
Who is JP?
Location in Europe that JP visited for a wedding recently
Where is Spain?
The top of JP's trust diagram.
Who is everyone?
We were constantly bucketing out water from a sinking ship and we barely made it to a remote island full of mosquitos and other bugs and animals trying to kill us
Who is Shawn?