U.S Presidents
This president became trapped in a bathtub and needed help to escape
William Taft
A creature that shares a name with a little celiac boy
Griffin
"You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman."
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
One of Griffin's comfort movies with an astounding performance by RDJ
Tropic Thunder
The number of years Kennedy has been vegan
6
This president was described as "that damned cowboy" by a political enemy
Theodore Roosevelt
A creature that comes from Puerto Rico and means "goat-sucker" when translated
Chupacabra
"Inconceivable!"
The Princess Bride
Alec will say this as he grabs another drink
"This is my last one"
One of Kennedy's favorite Marvel movies that receives unwarranted hate
Thor: The Dark World
This president was arrested for running a woman over with his horse
Franklin Pierce
Versions of this creature have deadly venom coating their scales and can paralyze or kill you with a look. It was also featured in Harry Potter
Basilisk
"Tis but a scratch!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The amount of beers it takes for Brent to start yelling in Spanish
1
Kennedy's celebrity crush
Cillian Murphy
This President's dog is the only presidential dog to ever be assassinated
Abraham Lincoln
A mean creature who will steal all your gold
Goblins
"Sell me this pen"
Wolf of Wall Street
The everyday getting dressed task that Bo does not know how to do
Tying his shoes
Scraping their teeth on their fork
This president had two pet raccoons and enjoyed having Vaseline rubbed on his head while he ate breakfast in bed
Calvin Coolidge
The creature that is the star of an iconic, 2011 modern classic film based on a stupid English major play
Gnomes
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
The Godfather
Noah's shotgun success rate
50%
How many times (that we know of) Kennedy has eaten something non-vegan on accident
3