Divorced Dads
Who is more likely to obtain the house after divorce men or women?
Women
How many months did Michael Vick spend in federal prison?
21 months
How many homes are destroyed by earthquakes a year?
nearly 70,000
What's the fastest a human has ever been struck by a moving vehicle and was recorded to live?
70 mph
Who used to be the mascot of Subway before his arrest and inevitable conviction?
Jared Fogle
Where's the first place a divorced man goes after finalizing?
Florida
Is Michael Vick a felon?
Yes
How many tornadoes destroy buildings a year?
About 1,000 tornadoes
If I borrow my neighbor's lawn mower, am I going to bring it back?
No
Who endorsed the church of scientology and always has too much energy?
Tom Cruise
What percent of married people sign a prenup before marriage?
15%
Was Michael Vick suspended from the NFL after his arrest?
Yes
How many fires destroy forests a year?
70,006
How many years in prison would you receive for obtaining and illegally housing a monkey in the state of Iowa?
30 days to 2 years in prison
Who runs a talk show and pretends to be a good person but is actually probably horrible?
Ellen Degeneres
What is the divorce rate in America?
%40-50
How much was Michael vick fined after his arrest?
$350,000
How many people were displaced in floods last year?
2.5 million
If I am $1155 behind on rent, how much do I owe my landlord? (in wellfare checks)
2 wellfare checks
What musician has a cult-like fanbase you can't not like without causing a problem?
Taylor Swift
What item does a man go after the most in a divorce?
Does Michael Vick have a previous criminal record?
No
Can a person live if struck by lighting
Around %90 people struck by lightning live
My cousin is in jail for stealing a parrot, what is the punishment for stealing a parrot?
60-90 days jail, fine of $50-100
Who is not funny but still manages to get a role in every single action movie or comedy movie I see?
Kevin Hart