Punny Places
The fishiest mall in Santa Rosa
Coddingtown
Our California grandma always had cakes and coffee on hand when Kim and I were growing up. Her last name consisted of this many letters.
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F R E I T A S
It’s not Strawberry and it’s no longer Matanzas.
Manzanita Elementary
The namesake of Sonoma County’s former minor league baseball team
The Crushers
Calling this often talked about man a relative is a generous favor at best. However, his relativity is always felt, usually from the couch with a sports game on. Where he hails from isn’t Idaho, Illinois, or Indiana but this only other “I” state
Iowa
The owner of this local punny place was a soccer crazed food tycoon ; rhymes with, and makes sense of "Heavy Hefe"
Eddie Lepe (Lepe's)
There was a time when Kim and I would ride bikes everywhere. There was also a time when I had a nemesis in the form of a bush along a path that I would crash into every time I approached it. The apartment complex’s name where this bush was, and probably still is, located consisted of this many syllables at the time of my crashes
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Shal -o - mar (sp?)
It wasn’t Krispy Kreme’s corner, hell, it wasnt even Dunkin’s corner.
Crystal’s Corner
This breed of dog was the culprit in dad’s joke about a dog that would “ duh duh doof duh duh doof” (run away) into the sunset when you called him/ her
Afghan
This relative weighed 8 pounds 2 oz at birth and was brought into this world from a hospital in Jacksonville, Florida
Lukies!!!!
This punny place features a “Simpson’s” tv show character in its name. It’s Laura’s hometown and it’s not to do with Bart or Lisa
Homerville, GA
This Italian American Santa Rosan would take your used soccer cleats and make them available for reuse to those who needed cheap boots. His namesake was also used for soccer fields visible from highway 101. His last name was composed of this many letters.
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B e l l u z z o
This “ 20” location was known for being a longly held lair of an Eddie. The answer required is a street name loosely synonymous with but neither a field nor grassland
Meadow
Christmas ‘22 we all embarked on a trail walk at belterra, the subdivision across from us in some chilly weather. We found a football that we threw to each other along the entirety of the walk. This family name, presumably a last name, was written across the ball
Montgomery
Grandma was a fryer and daddy was a driver of stone ( coal more specifically). Lacking a middle initial, he met the love of his life on an Eylandt
Dad!!
If you were sent to the Dawghouse in Georgia you’d be in this southern city, home of the Dawgs
Athens, GA
This many letters makeup the namesake of a scary white dog living on creekside drive when Kim and I were young. His name was the exact opposite of his bright white appearance
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S h a d o w
Not many fans get to come home with a foul ball from a baseball game. Well, the Wood’s got lucky one chilly night in Oakland. We would have been in this city if we were attending a game at that night’s visitor’s home ballpark
Chicago
The name of a former famous prime minister that may or may not live in Matthew Ritz’s house
Winston
Her daddy was a restauranteur in his hometown, momma was a heavy chain smoker. Sister sang in choir and played piano, her husband worked in pet bedding industry.
Wendy Schiavi
Rainy town. Namesake implies it’s at the end of a town and has to do with boats. Let’s ask Kimmy
Port Townsend
This is the number of the beach access we all almost always use in Amelia Island
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It wasn’t Columbia club or Sony club offering penny on the dollar cd’s via there magazine subscription. Rather, it was this three letter/ initial magazine that Norman Hunter bought into big time
BMG
Amy Eldridge
His mother works in schools, his daddy was a rolling stone. Quiet and studious, tall, slender, and handsome in appearance. His grandfather was a policeman.
Sarah’s Jack