Jokes
how does the ocean say hello?
It waves.
I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
Fish
What is the best way to catch a mouse?
have someone throw it at you.
What has a horn but can't honk?
Rhinocerous
Quenetta
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
A cupcake.
Where was the first french fry made?
In Grease!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David.
Who reacently join the WFH team?
Priscillia.
what is a boxer's favorite drink?
Punch.
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
When do astronauts eat?
at launch time.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll.
Who on the team has a black cat?
Julie
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese
What kind of nuts have no shells?
Doughnuts.
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S.
Who refuses to back to the office?
All of you!!!
Why did the lettuce take the bus?
It had to leaf.
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All animals.
Houses can't jump
How did the little skunk call his mother?
On a smellphone.
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
Post Office.
Who's birthday's coming up?
Lupe