What freezes after it is overheated?
COMPUTER
What day would yesterday be if Thursday was 4 days before the day after tomorrow?
Friday
3 men are in a boat, the tide comes in 2 mens' hair gets wet but why not the last?
He is bald.
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A calendar
What is made of water but if you put it into water it will die?
An Icecube
Tear one off and scratch my head,
What once was red is black instead.
What is it?
MatchStick
Which is the missing number in the yellow circle?
The missing number is 12. Each number is equal to the sum of the digits of the numbers pointing towards it.
How many species of animals did Moses take on the Ark with him?
None. It was Noah’s ark, not Moses’.
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A Map
What building has the most stories?
The Library
I am white when I am dirty, and deep green when I am clean. What am I?
A Black Board
What do the letter T and an island have in common?
They are both in the middle of water!
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
How does a man cross a river without getting wet?
The lake is fozen.
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A Bank
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
BECAUSE HE WAS WALKING
Lose me once, I’ll come back stronger. Lose me twice, I’ll leave forever. What am I?
A TOOTH.
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
The number 8
What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?
Your Identity
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
I am big on Saturday and Sunday.
I am small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
I am not on Monday and Friday.
What am I?
The letter S
If you are to keep it, you must first give it to me. What is it?
Your Words
When I’m first said,
I’m quite mysterious,
But when I’m explained,
I’m nothing serious.
What am I?
RIDDLE
What tastes better than it smells?
A Tongue
Which tire doesn’t move when a car turns right?
The Spare Tire