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What was this week's News2You about?

1. Jackie's dogs

2. Special Olympics World Winter Games

3. Ice Alaska

2. Special Olympics World Winter Games

100

Who went to the Santee Wal-Mart over the weekend?

1. James and Colin

2. James and Demetrius

3. Gabe and Kara

1. James and Colin

100

What do you call a dog with a fever?

A hot dog.

100

What was this week's Current Events about?

1. Jackie's dogs

2. Cleveland Natural History Museum

3. Eagles and their babies

3. Eagles and their babies.

100

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I? 

I am an Echo.

200

Where will the even take place this year?

1. San Diego, CA

2. Paris, France

3. Turin, Italy

3. Turin, Italy

200

Who went to brunch downtown over the weekend?

1. Red

2. Imani

3. Demetrius

3. Demetrius

200

What fish only swims at night?

Starfish.

200

What is the eagle mother's name?

1. Melissa

2. Adriana

3. Jackie

3. Jackie

200

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

A map.

300

When will the event take place?

1. May 8-15

2. April 8-15

3. March 8-15

3. March 8-15

300

What is Jonathan's dog's name?

1. Thor

2. Jerry

3. Thunder Pluto

3. Thunder Pluto

300

What do frogs wear in the summer?

Open-toad sandals.

300

On what day did the two fluffy eaglets break through their shells?

1. Sunday, March, 2

2. Tuesday, March 4

3. Thursday, March 6

3. Thursday, March 6

300

What gets wet while drying?

 A towel.

400

What kinds of sports do the athletes participate in?

1. Figure skating

2. Floorball

3. DanceSport

4. All of the above

4. All of the above

400

Who went to the Safari Park with Mom and Dad?

1. Jonathan

2. Kara

3. Red

3. Red

400

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

400

How does the mother eagle keep her eggs warm?

1. With a heating blanket.

2. With her over 7,000 feathers "knitted" together.

3. Staying close to natural geysers.

2. With her over 7,000 feathers "knitted" together.

400

This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.

 Your name.

500

How often does this event take place?

1. Year round

2. Once every four years

3. Once every six years

2. Once every four years

500

Who went to Barona Casino and played the Buffalo slot machines?

1. Gabe

2. Kara

3. Jose

3. Jose

500

Where do milkshakes come from?

Nevous cows.

500

Where does this current even take place?

1. Vail, CO

2. Tamarack Resort, ID

3. Big Bear, CA

3. Big Bear, CA

500

What is full of holes but still holds water.

A sponge.