TWSS
"I didnt ask for cream"
Chew
I have a scar on my chin from riding my bike into a mailbox
Danielle
Before its 2019 CGI-heavy film adaptation starring Taylor Swift and Idris Elba, this Andrew Lloyd Webber musical was the longest-running show in Broadway history.
Cats
A feline that’s very overweight
Fat cat
This acronym for “Key Performance Indicators” is a favorite metric in corporate reports.
KPI
"Stop moaning at the coffee machine"
Luci
I got married in Canada
Dan Luther
This 1982 film, remade in 2014, follows a plucky orphan girl and features songs like “Tomorrow” and “It’s the Hard Knock Life.”
Annie
An irritated father
Mad dad
When someone asks you to “circle back,” they don’t mean to take this shape literally.
Follow up later
"Turtlenecks Galore! Suck it Liam!"
Danielle
I recently started a sports card social presence
Sean Montgomery
@smontydaily
This 2008 film, featuring Meryl Streep singing ABBA hits, was based on a long-running West End and Broadway musical.
Mamma Mia
An animal that sparkles
If you’re “wearing many hats,” you’re doing this at work.
Handling too many tasks
"Oil Up Daddy"
Liam
I have a bionic ear
Tyler Hull
(its not actually bionic but his middle ear was reconstructed when he was 11)
Before it was a 2007 movie starring Nikki Blonsky and John Travolta, it was a Broadway musical adapted from a 1988 John Waters film.
Hairspray
A boxing event held in a very small space
Tight fight
This term for an impromptu meeting comes from standing near the drink station.
Watercooler chat
"Do it Lady"
Chit
I was a member of a professional e-sports team
Greg Billman
Lin-Manuel Miranda’s first Broadway musical became a 2021 film about life in Washington Heights.
In the Heights
A very tidy guy with a classic mans name
Neat Pete
When you want to remind someone they can’t read without openly insulting them, you use this classic opener in an email after they missed information you previously sent.
Per my last email