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Bands Ryan Hates
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The Free 40k Category
200

This manufacturing mecca has its citizens divided into two distinct social classes: The red-hatted Keeblers and the white-hatted Dunces

Gnomezone

200

The planet Telva has been embroiled in a millennium long civil war between members of this race.

Elves

200

This band is part of the Pop-Punk big 3 along with Green Day and The Offspring. Their other claim to fame is that they wrote my least favorite song of all time: "Miss You"

Blink-182

200

Hey, you've heard of the Beatles, right? It's Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, and this guy!

George Harrison

200

This is the true name of the legendary Tau commander of the Farsight enclave.

Shas'O Vior'la Shovah Kais Mont'yr or O'Shovah

400

These binary planets are home to the rival Gith races, who taught the Empire the psychic arts.

Yanki and Zerai

400

Tuska is the vault world of the Tuskan Bank, the largest intergalactic financial institution in the galaxy. It primarily employs this race of people, who are also Tuska's native populous.

Loxodons

400

I don't think anyone likes this guy, at least not anymore. Oh yeah, I guess Bree's sister does, huh.

Drake

400

My favorite Pink Floyd album is this 1979 concept album about insanity, war, and hating your fans.

The Wall

400

He is the phoenix lord of the Dark Reapers; skull-faced aspect warriors specializing in long-distance weaponry.

Maugan Ra

600

The planets of this dense system of worlds are home to the kingdoms of the 20 dragon pirate lords.

The Tiamat Cluster

600

Blinngo is home to dense jungles, prehistoric predators, and these race(s) of people.

Goblinoids  (Goblins, Hobgoblins, Bugbears, Verdans)

600

He doesn't really belong in this category, really. I don't hate his music, but I don't love it either. I just find this guy really amusing and had to fit him on the board somewhere. Did you know he used to shop at Aldi?

Kanye West

600

This legendary British early 70s act put out four albums in a row that were self-titled before Houses of the Holy in 1973.

Led Zeppelin

600

This is the very first named inquisitor of the Warhammer 40k universe, debuting back in Rogue Trader.

Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau

800

This planet is home to the ruins of the most ancient civilization in the galaxy, the Giants, and their descendants, the Giant Kin.

Jotundra

800

The surface of fledgling planet Jamjelli grows and shrinks slowly, much like this race, its viscus native populous.

Plasmoids
800

No, that's not Kurt Cobain or MaximillionDude, that's Chad Kroeger, lead singer of this loathsome band from Canada. 

Nickelback

800

Despite this band's multiple members all being legendary musicians in their own right, none of them actually joined until after the recording of the 1995 self-titled debut album to tour. The entire thing was recorded by the former drummer of a prominent grunge band.

Foo Fighters

800

The Chaos Androids from Rogue Trader were constructed by this race by binding a daemon to a plasteel skeleton.

Chaos Squats

1000

This dystopian world is now under the protection of one of the 20 pirate lords. It notoriously uses members of its native populous to make chimeric abominations, taking the first-born of each family every 5 years to be experimented on.

Yuan, home of the Yuan-Ti

1000

Chironth is the home to this nomadic race of people. The geography of the planet is incredibly flat and grassy, allowing for this race's natural biology to make traversal of its surface easy.

Centaurs

1000

Despite my disposition, I really, REALLY don't like emo music. Especially these guys, who, as far as I can tell, have nothing to do with New Vegas, the NCR, or any vault for that matter.

Fall Out Boy

1000

This band may have one of the greatest lineages in rock history, each of its members moving onto different projects including Mudhoney, Temple of the Dog, and Pearl Jam.

Green River

1000

This aged, bitter Space Marine was the Grand Commander of the Fire Hawks during the Badab War, as well as their last Chapter Master before the chapter vanished in the warp.

Stibor Lazaerek