Baby Wenande
Ever Since Birth
Now He's a Dad Jokes
The one with... babies
Name That Baby
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The decorating of Baby Wenande’s nursery is going swimmingly and will feature creatures from this ecosystem.

What is the ocean?  

100

Approaching 4 months, this developmental milestone is also used as a common pet training command.

What is roll over?

100

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A fsh.

100

This name meaning "eternal ruler" in old nordic is also the name of Monica and Chandler's daughter.

Who is Erica?

100

A hatchling

What is a baby turtle called?

200

We will have to wait until her birthday to know this important identifier.

What is her name?

200

One of the last senses to develop, the baby will be about 1 month old before she is able to "focus".

What is sight?

200

The number of tickles it takes to make an octopus laugh

Ten Tickles

200

This child's character was given an older name, but one that is still(er) popular.

Who is Ben?

200

A Pluteus

What is a baby sea star called?

300

Baby Wenande's birthstone will likely be this "water-y" gem.

What is Aquamarine

300

With this 9-month developmental achievement, saying the baby's name may be attention-grabbing.

What is name recognition?

300

How a penguin built its house.

 Igloo'd it together

300

This common name was originally pronounced with an 'h' phoneme. It is also the name of Janice's baby, born on the same day as Ross and Rachel's baby. 

Who is Aaron?

300

A squidlet

What is a baby squid called?

400

Mom had to steal these from dad, as this famous cheesy cracker was the only thing Baby Wenande accepted for 1 week in the first trimester. 

What are Cheez-Its?

400

This 12-month developmental milestone will have parents racing.

What are first steps?

400

What does the ocean and a 9-month old baby have in common?

They just wave.

400

Think Thompson, Watson, Roberts, and Stone; this character was named by Monica.

Who is Emma?

400

An Elver

What is a baby eel called?

500

Baby Wenande's favorite fountain drink is famous for its enticing "obey your thirst" slogan.

What is Sprite?

500

The first thick, black, tar-like poops of a newborn

What is Meconium

500

Why it is inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad

It's a faux pa.

500

This character surprised everyone in the delivery room, and was the last of the triplets to be born.

Who is Chandler?

500

Ephyrae

What is a baby jellyfish called?