A country went to war with birds... and lost.
What is Australia?
A tall wooden horse got invited to a party and then everyone regretted it.
What is the Trojan Horse / Fall of Troy?
Green man punches things to manage anger issues.
What is The Hulk?
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
This creature has blue blood, 3 hearts, and camoflauge.
What is an Octopus?
Some guy was like ‘I’m emperor now’ and the whole continent said ‘are you sure tho?’ for 10 years.
What is Napoleon’s rise (or Napoleonic Wars)?
A monkey with a 15 000 pound stick goes on an escort mission.
What is 西游记?
If you have one match and enter a dark, cold room with a candle, a lantern, and a fireplace, what do you light first?
The match
This is the largest berry in the world.
What is a Watermelon?
A bunch of tea bags yeeted into the ocean because taxes said ‘surprise!’
What is the Boston Tea Party?
Group spends more than 1000 pages returning jewelry.
What is Lord of the Rings?
What object has cities with no buildings, rivers with no water, and forests with no trees?
A map.
This astronmical object has the most moons orbiting it directly in our solar system.
What is Saturn?
People thought the world ended because the calendar ran out like a phone battery.
What is the 2012 Mayan Calendar panic?
A soldier defects to marry a girl on a different planet.
What is Avatar 1?
Aaron rode to town on Wednesday, and 3 days later, rode back on Wednesday again. How is it possible?
The horse is named Wednesday.
This animal sleeps 2 hours a day, and looks permenently dissapointed (not a human).
What is a Donkey?
Two dudes argued about church rules so hard that Europe split into multiple religions like an overcooked cookie.
What is the Protestant Reformation?
Outcasts fails anger management, uses slingshots to win a war.
What is the Angry Birds Movie?
Whats Vincent's Favourite number?
67.